Flying Gorilla

Where do I begin, flying gorilla has been there for me since Vietnam me and my good friend George Washington were pinned down being out gunned by the nams he were scared for our lives we had no idea what to do all we heard was gun shots, explosions, and yelling. Impossible to hear anything else but then it went silent, me and George looked at each other in was all white around us not plain white but more heavenly almost a fog. We heard a voice call out to us “flying gorilla” it came from the fog. George and I looked at each other and almost in sync we said “the fog is coming” but we refused to hesitate any longer as the voice called us in the fog one more time “flying gorilla” we obeyed the heavenly voice as we walked closer to where we heard the voice it felt as if time itself had stopped, a giant shape with wings held is arms open as we approach. George and I stopped right before the angelic figure and bowed… it just felt right, the figure told us in a warm and comforting voice “rise my children thou shalt fear” George and I stood up the figure handed us phones unseen technology at the time. There was only one thing on there, one singular app; flying gorilla. When we looked up at the figure he had left and George and I were back in nam except it was silent the shooting had stopped. Over the radio the commander called us back and told us the wars over and we could go home. Flying gorilla saved us I’ll never forget the angelic voice that saved us. Thank god, nay thank flying gorilla.

Before i played this game i was playing fortnite mobile on my moms iPhone 7 had no friends in the IQ of a infant child the story I’ve never told to the public but I feel it is important to share the story to the rest of the world flying gorilla has truly changed my life in so many ways it gave me so many opportunities it brought my family closer together and made me truly happy I found this game a few months back and this is the story on how one day i was playing fortnite mobile on my moms iPhone 7 and was vary mad i had just lost a game and i thought to myself i had not got a win in a vary long time And as I was thinking I came to the conclusion that I need to find a game that I truly felt purpose and self worth then when i most needed him he came swooping down my chimney he sat next to me and said for I am flying gorilla here to save you of your boredom I was truly speechless he said here take this it was a brand new iPhone 12 promax with flying gorilla pre-installed I told him thank you and he left and i started playing for hours and hours i felt like I truly meant something flying gorilla truly gave me life and I feel words cannot describe my gratitude towards flying gorilla and I will forever be grateful and cherish the moment that I was in lightened this is my word to tell everyone out there if you have not already to download flying gorilla and maybe he can save your life too I feel it is the least I can do to leave a five star review on flying gorilla and I strongly encourage you to do the same goodbye

It was a cold day in January, I had not seen my family in the past few years. I was alone, all alone. As I was driving home from the same boring foot model job I was expected to attend every day, my thirst got stronger, my throat got drier, yes I was craving feet. For the past years I had developed a strong foot fetish, I just loved licking them! I loved the sweaty Oder and salty taste. It brought me joy when nobody else could. I craved for my tongue to caress a soft, sweaty, salty, flavorful foot. I pull out my phone and search “ feet pics “ in google. I took my eyes off the road to look and suddenly BOOM! I black out. I wake up a few days later in a hospital. I scream in pain because I haven’t had my daily dose of feet in about a week. Suddenly I hear steps quickly approaching. I think help is finally coming! Someone hopefully with some nice feet. Then to my surprise, a gorilla with WONDERFUL feet come in. This gorilla had feet like no other! They were big, hairy, sweaty, and had barnacles all over. The gorilla had wings as well! The gorilla slowly approached, I never lost eye contact with there foot. As they approached they lifted up there foot to my mouth. I licked the foot. It was an indescribable experience. There feet were sweet! Like the overpriced cotton candy you would buy at the fair! After a good lick, they disappeared. Almost like a dream! But ik it happened! Ever since then I’ve been on the search looking for that gorilla with the cotton candy toes.