App Profile: Capybara Rush

Bills wifeeeee

Rating: 5/5

One day I was in the desert running from Post Malone. I ran out of energy and fell to the ground. When I woke up Post Malone was singing to me. Let’s just say he sound a lot better with autotune. 😐 He sounded like a little girl screaming. I asked him why he kidnapped me and he said because he wanted me to sing “ok I pull up” to him. I started singing and right away about 20 capybaras started running toward us. We started running as fast as we could but eventually they caught up to us. It was weird tho. They didn’t want to eat us they just wanted to play duck duck goose. I was shocked. We did as they obeyed and we played duck duck goose. Obviously the capybaras won they were just way too fast. Since they beat us they said we had to be friends with them. This day is the best day ever!!! I have made 21 friends today!!! My mom always told me to make friends and I finally did! Everyone at my school normally called me big headed blowfish, so this was great!! My chance to finally find my people or I guess capybaras. The capybaras took us back to their place and one of them named bill told me to download this game called capybara rush. It turns out the game was all about them. Bill is the one with the sunglasses and the chain. He so cool. This game was amazing tho. Changed my life for the better! Couldn’t be happier!!! P.S. bill and I are secretly married with half capybara half human children. 15 of them!!

strawman buttsnazle

Rating: 5/5

It all started when I was stuck in my house after my family had left me. There was this crazy man chasing me! I managed to get away for a little while and hide inside of my mattress. I thought to myself “ Well this would be a great time to go on the App Store and download a really fun game!”. As I hid in the mattress I was scrolling through all the games and couldn’t find any games that where good until I found this beautiful little game. I was so excited I almost screamed and then remembered that there’s a man hunting me down and is trying to stab me. The game finally downloaded and I was ready to start an epic gaming adventure but when I opened the game I forgot my sound was all the way up and the music started playing! Immediately the insane killer found me! He ripped open the mattress I was hiding in and I screamed and dropped my phone but when he saw that I had this beautiful game was open the murderous look he had in his eyes faded away and began to fill up with tears. He said that him and his wife used to play the game together before she left him. I felt really bad so I said that I can play it with him and he agreed and we played for hours. Now we are best friends and we joke around about him trying to kill me! We still play this game every night before we go to bed.

mastikilla

Rating: 5/5

This game is very life changing. I was at the time living in Africa and being chased by hungry wild Indians. They were running really fast trying to catch me and cook me. They kept screaming “ OKAY I PULL UP “ and I was getting really scared. I found somewhere to hide in. It was a little hole in the ground. Then I heard something whisper in my ear “ After Party “ I gasped and turned around and there sat a beautiful Capybara named Nevina. I couldn't speak nor run. I was frozen by the sight of this Capybara. It kept singing “ After Party “ and I was delighted by the sound of this song. BUT THEN the Indians found me and dragged me. The Capybara named Nevina slapped me put of the Indians hand and put me on their back. I couldn't speak and I was smiling the whole time. They never stopped singing “ After Party “ and I started singing along with them. The Capybara all the sudden teleported with me to the castle in United Kingdom and I figured out they were the new British Queen. I was so surprised that I fell. They picked me up and stopped singing “ After Party “ for the first time ever. They said “ MARRY ME “ and I said “ YES “ so we got married and they told me to download this wonderful game. I love this and it changed my life completely. THIS IS THE BEST AND I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH 🤩🤩🤩🤩