App Profile: Cronblizz Blitz

Grumpytacolover

Rating: 5/5

The Founding Fathers founded this nation on the principle that all men are endowed by their creator with certain unreliable rights, and that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of cronberry. Many a Great men have claimed to know the secrets of life, but do they really. Knowledge can only bring us so far. Something’s we we may be unable to ever know. To this extent I bring fourth Cronblizz Blitz as it perfectly encapsulates the essence human existence; Pain. Man Continues to roll on starry cans despite constantly falling down. Due to this observation I highlight that despite getting better every time man will eventually fall of the can, someday in the distant yet not so far future, he will fall off forever or seemingly so. This is the Essence of human experience. Everyman must grapple with his own death but, searching for a reason why, but all have not a found an answer. Until now… Cronblizz blitz is sufficient to provide a reason to look death in his eyes. If only Such Illustrious figures such as Robert Oppenheimer or Charles E. Cheese, had discovered such a game, perhaps then we might have seem works of good instead of profound evil form these godlike men of genius. This leaves of a question regarding the future of humanity as a whole, for if there is a purpose to life but not all know it, is there really purpose? I leave this up you. But we must spread the purpose, as men must suffer no more, As such.

Memester-_-

Rating: 5/5

Originally, I thought OkCron was at his lowest when he broke up with Sprite Cranberry. And when he released his Starry Cranberry jingle, I thought OkCron was over. But this game has proved me wrong, after Cronberry Rush was deleted, he made this game based on Starry Cranberry, and it’s the greatest video game I have ever played. My first reason is because this game has no advertisements, at all, even when playing with WiFi. Now you may think “This game probably requires WiFi to play, or is just trash.” But no, this leads into my second reason I love this game, it’s because i can play it without WiFi, and yes, this means you can play it on a plane. But now for my third reason, this game is capable of keeping me more entertained than every other mobile game I played on a plane. But I want to share my fourth reason more. And my fourth reason is it consumed so little of my battery, this means that I am capable of playing this for hours on a plane. And now for my fifth and final reason, the game doesn’t cost anything. This concludes my review for this game, and in shorter terms, download the game!

Achillcronberrystarry

Rating: 5/5

I know I’m supposed to be chill guy and lowkey really not care bout anything but.. I’m tired of being someone I’m not think of something right now that makes you happy… that thing you see.. that lights you up; starry cronberry chase that just like cron does. With all of your souls… watch out for helicopters and falling trees but still chase it, that cronberry. Because it’s easy to drink 49 of them.. and I’m not trying to say that you need to drink 62 of them in fact. I’d argue that you shouldn’t drink more that 84 because that something is meant to be, that maybe you shouldn’t commit unless you want to try to get up to that difficulty in bringing it into your stomach otherwise it wasn’t meant to be anything but just a missed opportunity it will be a difficult run but…here’s what we come to learn… everything has a value … (especially starry cronberry) may be difficult (especially when it come to drinking more that 84) think about that while playing cronberry blitz