Cookie Clickers

Ok so, when I saw this game I was like cool, there’s a Cookie Clicker game on mobile, so I downloaded it. I hopped in and all was normal, zero cookies, zero clicks. So, I did what everyone does and clicked the cookie. And after I did that it gave me the chance to get the auto clicker upgrade so I tapped on it. Then, a message reading something like, “saving your data to Cookie Clicker” appeared. I also saw a percentage number steadily increasing and when it finished all of a sudden my phone screen went black and in half a second my screen displayed the game and suddenly I had 9,000,000,000,000,000 cookies and was in the top 1% and my rank was # 1,642. This had been so unexpected. But, being as strange as it was I just decided to click on this cookie and hope that after I hit the Chocolate Milk Multiplier the game would return back to normal. But it didn’t. It stayed the same. I didn’t want to continue playing because there was no point. I had already been in the top 1% of players. So I deleted it. Then after a few hours I got back home and decided to see if the same thing would happen. Sure enough, same exact thing happened and I’m in the top 1% at rank 1,642. What do I do? I want to play this game like normal and have to grind just to get into the top 100,000 players. That’s the entire idea behind Cookie Clicker and why it is fun. I really don’t know what to do nor do I know why this is happening or if it has happened to anybody else. If this is a glitch, I would sincerely appreciate if the devs fixed it. Thank you for your time.

My friend loves to play cookie clicker two but there’s just a bunch of stuff you got to do. So I just don’t wanna deal with THAT!I’ll get this I love to play with my friends and my friend that loves it sometimes I invite him over here to my house in like three times he’s been playing the game then he runs in the house saying COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And shove his iPad in my face and I told him not to stop but he won’t anyway enough about my friend this app is just amazing but everything is so expensive like I have to watch an ad just to get like 2 billion cookies and I think that’s not really worth it I mean since I bought the cookie virus like 10,000 times and I cost us a couple trillion cookies and I don’t wanna give me a couple cookies and helps me out a little so please get rid of the virus cookie look I’m in 17 place in like the best players in like one of the worlds out there and cookies clicker and I just think that the game is really lag since I do have a really old iPadAnd then I am clicking clicking so fast that I end up buying like nine time raps and then at least a lot of my account money so please make it so you can keep more control over your iPad or iPhone or whatever you’re playing on still great game bye!!

This game is like trouble: it’s easy to get into but hard to get out of. You shouldn’t play this if you get addicting to things easily: you will be playing it every single day. And all you have to do is to click the cookie. Simple, right? Wrong. There is so many upgrades, so many power ups, etc, etc that it’s not simple. It’s a complex game that hooks you to towards it’s sweet, crispy, yet simple exterior, but it’s interior is a complex network of different things. This game is a cookie. You see it, it looks crispy, simple, and sweet. You bite into it and be amazed. Everything a cookie could have inside it is inside it, peanuts, M&Ms, pecans, almonds, chocolate chips, and many more. You suddenly can’t stop biting into now under further inspection, the endless cookie. You go over layers and layers of it’s goodness, soft and chewy, yet somehow crispy too. It’s starting to become a very unhealthy craving, and you try to stop. But to your luck you cannot, you’re hooked to see the end of the cookie. And if there even is an end is debatable. See what I mean?