App Profile: Clicka!

SqiidMonke

Rating: 5/5

When I first downloaded this game, I didn’t think much of it. But when I began clicking, the only emotion I felt was pure bliss. Every click, every time that number goes up, it just fills my emptiness. I can’t stop playing, all I do is click, all the time every day. I don’t even do anything else, I just click… My parents found me in my house all alone having so much fun so they took me to a hospital and force fed me to try and distract me. How jealous can one be? They said things like “we’re worried about you” and “you haven’t eaten in days!” but it’s all a big lie to try and get me to stop clicking. They can try all they want to deceive me, but it won’t work, for I know their true intentions. Recently, the nurses forced my phone away so that, I only Imagine they could click instead of me, so I attacked them and stole it back. They will never stop me from getting just one more click. Everything I strive for in life is to keep clicking. They will not stop me…

Samurai Ninjer

Rating: 5/5

This video game is an absolute visual masterpiece, stunning in every way. The developers have crafted a seamless experience where an abundance of thrilling events can unfold, all rendered flawlessly at a remarkable 60 frames per second and an astounding 4K resolution. However, what truly sets this game apart is its ability to convey profound life lessons through its captivating storyline and the profound growth of its characters. One particularly enjoyable moment is when the protagonist says, "It's clicking' time," and proceeds to skillfully eliminate all the adversaries in the game. This clever use of gameplay mechanics adds an extra layer of excitement and satisfaction. Moreover, the progression system in the game is exceedingly well-designed, combining the realism of a simulator with the pure entertainment of an arcade-style game. Overall, this game has successfully achieved the perfect balance of stunning visuals, meaningful storytelling, and engaging gameplay mechanics, making it an unforgettable experience for players.

meepyarcticwolf

Rating: 5/5

I’m going to put it out there straightforward and simple: this game is boring. However, that’s also the part that makes it great. First off, it’s the perfect kind of thing to do if you just have a few minutes with nothing to. Just give the screen a few little taps and move on with life. Also, the fact that this game has achievements just makes it even better. I don’t know why, but for me at least, having some sort of goal motivates me. Plus, it’s great for those people who like doing pointless grinds in other video games for achievements. And finally, this game is great for speedrunning. I downloaded this game on another device, and I occasionally just do a speedrun to 10,000. It’s not exiting or anything, but you can always tell that there’s room for improvement, so you keep pushing yourself to do better. While I get that this probably isn’t the best game for everyone, I encourage you to try it out.