Obama Run: Legacy

I was on my computer playing minecraft when all of a sudden, I joined a PVP server, and some guy approached me. I punched him 68 times but he didn’t die. I assumed he had gotten cheats. Then, i had the best idea. I reported the cheater to a nearby mod. then i got his discord and becam his discord kitten for 12 years. during those 12 years, i had download hax on his server and yelled at kids. Then, he found out. He broke up with me, banned me from the server, hacked me account, and reported me. i was left with nothing. i went through a deep depression when i heard a knock on my door. it was a man in a horrible costume asking if i wanted free candy. i accepted of course, and i go in his white van. the man started laughing hysterically. His laugh was so disgusting and horrible, I rolled out of the van without noticing. after that, i blacked out and woke up in a hospital. then, i saw the man come in the room. before he could grab me, i passed out again. This time, i was still in the van. When we arrived to a cliff, i ran out and almost jumped when the man stopped me. “why..” i said. “why me..” the man took me hand and said, “here child… take this” he handed me something. it was an iphone! i opened it and the only game on it was Obama Run. i turned around and the kidnapper took his mask off. I was shocked to see it was Obama!!! I hugged him then passed out again. i woke up in my room with the phone. Now, instead of PVPinng on MC, i grinder on obama run. This game changed my life, it can change yours too.

One day there was a very nice man in a white van that asked me if I wanted some candy. I said yes cause I can’t pass on free candy. He handed me a tootsie roll and I ate it. It put me in a very nice sleep. I woke up in a old man’s basement. a very nice lady who turned out to be a nurse came in and told me I was diagnosed with a severe case of “my dad not coming back with the milk” This was very shocking to me. So shocking I passed out. When I woke up I was tied to a wooden table. People in dark robes surrounded me. I could not see any of their faces. I think I was about to get game-ended until Obama rushed into save me. Not only did he have the milk, but he also had a phone. He said “here my child. This will help you.” I took the phone from him. It required a password. I typed in the only thing that came to mind. Among us. It worked and unlocked to reveal just one app. Ligma. Just kidding. Obama run. I opened it not sure of what else to do. I played one round and after what seemed like a few games, but turned out to millions, I looked up to reveal I was safe back home in my dumpster. Obama came to visit me again and said I could keep the phone. I tried to thank him but before I could, he sheeshed and disappeared. I continued to keep playing and played until I lacked enough food to keep living. I died that day. Obama run may be a life saver, but it can also be a life ender. I would definitely downloaded in case you get captured by a cult. 🙂

Before I played Obama run I was a massive Fortnite nerd who sent 12 ours a day playing and spent 50 dollars a day. One day I had just got back from church and so I hopped on Fortnite and screamed at 9 year olds but then I met a guy with a deep voice who said his name was frank and 14 and said he had 69 girlfriends (cap). He said my account had a ton of viruses like BofA, ligma, and sugmu. He said he would fix it if I gave him my account info so I did. After I did he started laughing at me and before I new it I got kicked out of my account. We both stated roasting each other. When all hope was lost I heard is mic fall and hit the floor it was a terrible open connect mic so I could hear everything in the whole room. I hear the guy scream then someone picks up the mic. I heard the voice of Obama and he said I’m sorry for that my chilled this one has sinned. Then I heard nothing. Im startled by a noise a beautiful a perfect noise I look down in my to see my ps69 controller turned into a iPhone 420 high quality xd and on the phone there was one only one app on it… Obama run. I decided to play one game and one game only but once I start playing I can’t stop the beautiful graphics and design just make me keep playing. I don’t know how much time passed but my mom rushes into my room saying my friend Candace has been cued of of a very severe form of ligma I know it’s not a coincidence so all I have to say is Thank you Obama run, thank you