Office Jerk for iPad

I got this game about a year ago, and abandoned it because I didn't have enough coins to buy all the items. I didn't have the Golden Stapler, so I wasted all 100 coins on it. Now I have it.... The scratch cards really helped me now! I now have 1003 coins! (yes, one-thousand-three) I have all the items and have completed all the achievements. So I'm looking forward to their next update. Maybe a platinum stapler that costs 299 coins??? Maybe! Fluik, you made the best iOS game ever. Thank you.

The game I expected was going to be fun, goofy, and just plain jerky. But when I got the app, a MILLION ADS popped up and I was beginning to feel ripped off. I went to the game and threw a stapler at the guy but I could not get the second one to throw. I switched to paper wads and I had great results, but when I got a checklist completed, it would not let me press the ok button. Then, alas, I had to delete the app. Ya see what I'm saying? Please fix these bugs and I will happily re download the app.

I don't think I can handle it. Seriously, I do enjoy this game. Mostly I love getting a chance to find out what the different debris does to the jerk. If I had one thing to complain about, I'd request that the goals for earning the second coin of the day be set at a more realistic level. For instance, having to break the glass on the door 75 times when only one in five lucky throws will even go in that direction is a little ridiculous. It would take me all day and I know which items to use. Another thing, how do I see how many coins I have? Never been able to figure that out. Holiday Jerk tells me, why not this guy? Shouldn't be kept a secret. I'd definitely buy more crap to throw if I knew. 😋