Swingdom: The Rope Swing Game

Very fun game, I really enjoy the story mode. I don’t typically have games on my phone but I’m glad I downloaded this Swingdom to help me pass time in a fun way while riding on public transport or chilling at home!

This application is the most dull and mundane thing I’ve come across. The start of each level doesn’t work properly, to the point you fail the first string you throw. I hope you manage to find this review through the mini pond of “deck riders” this app or developer has to push this sorry excuse for a game to the top. I truly hope you’re working on something better to actually give your family and friends an honest review about something. “I heard the developer is kinda cute” is hella embarrassing. Get help. All of you.

This game changed my life. It freed my brother from a potential life of crime, paid all my bills, and on top of that solved the crick in my neck I got from sleeping wrong last night. Also it helped me negotiate for a rather picturesque plot of land in Canada, where me and my children’s children will live for generations. Good job!