Garrett's Quest

K this app is amazing like I’m kinda always first place like today I’m first and pls give a real life reward to mad ghoul that’s me and this app is so awesome just kinda hard to earn money.

When I downloaded this game, my simple potatoe (like a potato, but toe shaped) farm was absolutely INFESTED with varmints. Varmints, for those of you who don’t understand the slang, are tiny potatoe eatin sons-of-b*tches, look kinda like big spiders but with little shoes. Anyways the farm was I N F E S T E D with ‘em, and then I downloaded this game. I became immediately obsessed, and played it all through the morning! When I finally took a break to go check on them potatoes, somehow all the varmints had died off in the night! Auntie Joeselinda thinks it was Divine Intervention, but I swear it was this game! I can’t recommend it more! -a happy potatoe farmer

I spend about 2 hours on a subway every day commuting to work, so I have a lot of time to play ios games and have been here since the beginning (temple run, jetpack joyride,etc...) I usually dont write reviews, but this game has been such an important part of my life since it came out. It is simple yet intriguing and brings a smile to my face every day. If you enjoyed jetpack joyrick or temple run or the classics, THIS is the game for YOU!!!