Bat's Life

As I opened this insanely well crafted app, i was transported to my high school bedroom, attempting to beat my best friends high score in the most addicting game of the century. The graphics are AMAZING and the concept is beyond original. I only hope to expand my creativity to this master level, but alas—nothing can top Bat’s Life.

My god. Now I’ve been around. I’ve seen some good stuff, experienced some great stuff, and I’ve also seen some terrible stuff. All of this stuff has given me some mediocre purpose in life, at least for a moment. But there has been something missing. Deep in the background of my psyche, like a low and monotonous hum that you don’t notice unless you turn the music down, there is an an emptiness. It’s all persistent and never ending. A yearning deep within me for something more. Something deeper. Like I said, I’ve been around and I’ve done some stuff, stuff to try and make this humming cease. But nothing, nothing has worked. That is until flappy bat. It is what I didn’t know I needed. What I’ve been searching for all my years. And now, now that I have flapped the bat, only now have I attained everlasting peace. Thank you is not enough flappy bat. I am eternally indebted to you.

Hands down the best game ever. This game is so addictive I forgot to eat for 7 days straight. Hahah now I have flunked out of school and moved back with my parents. But it’s ok, Bat’s Life IS my life now and I have lost all my friends and sense of reality. The voices in my head are getting louder and the high scores keep getting higher! Thank you Bat’s Life❤️