Scary Juan

This must have been a dream but I have no idea so I’m going to tell you guys One day I was very bored and I searched up Tom and it popped up this I was like oh what a fun game I clicked on. It waited for it to download and started playing. My favorite game was the one that you could shoot him with a sniper it was just kind of fun in my opinion, and take care of him act like he was like my demon child, but one day I wasn’t around my phone a lot, so I didn’t play with him and all that stuff play the sniper game. I was busy now I went to sleep at night dreaming about how we would kill me. And my sleep putting the sniper up to my head and saying karma is real. Then I woke up to a cat scratching on my wall. Good thing it was just my cat.

All I remember is I was looking at the App Store and I saw this game. I thought this game looked fun so I downloaded it. At first I thought Juan was ugly so I told him. All of a sudden black and white swirls showed up on my screen so I looked at them in confusion. Juan then started saying “I am your love” “I am your boyfriend” “you think I am cute”. I then passed out. When I woke up I saw Juan and he was cuter than ever. I immediately started complimenting his beautiful smile and his glowing eyes that compliment his stunning skin perfectly. He laughed and said “it worked” but I didn’t know what he was talking about. So we started dating. Tomorrow we are getting married and we already have 43 kids. He then asked me for my address so I gave it to him. Then he asked my social security number, credit card number and the names of all my family so I gave it to him of course! My friends think I’ve been hypnotized but I’m in love with Juan. I want to be married to him till the day I die. Juan is the reason I’m living everyday. Juan is the cutest ever and if you try to take him from me or you poison him I will kill you because Juan told me to. I will go to jail for him. Juan is the love of my life. 💋🥰😍😘

I downloaded this game for my five year old daughter, thinking it would be like the TV show she watches. I thought it looked creepy, but just assumed that that was what the TV show character looked like. After a week of her playing, she would T-pose and stand in front of me eerily, and she would not blink. When I asked her what she was doing, she said “I want to be like Juan.” Obviously I was a little confused, and I thought she might have been talking about a friend at school and ignored it. After a month of playing, her teacher said she would raise her hand and when the teacher called on her she would just stare and not say anything. I was extremely alarmed because she usually does very good in school. About a day before that I read about the Internet affecting kids, which got me thinking about talking Juan the game I downloaded, so I decided to look at it. I opened the app on her IPad and to my horror, she had been forcing Juan to consume things like poison, Lizards, and rats. The game was honestly really weird, I but I was curios and decided to feed him poison, as it was the first thing to pop up. All of the sudden Juan started grunting and his eyes rolled back into his head and he was T-posing just like my daughter, and when I looked to my side, I saw my daughter saying “you like it too?” I was horrified, and when I looked back down at her IPad, the App Store was opened and the game was rated five stars and wouldn’t let me back out of it, so I decided to just leave a review anyway. This is that review. I will be deleting this app and hope my daughter will recover. So, yeah download this or don’t. I don’t really care