Melba: Couples & Intimacy

We’ve been married 16 years, together for 21 and things are good but we try to keep it interesting in the bedroom. We were actually pleasantly surprised with Melba. The audio “experiences” weren’t crazy wild but they were a lot of fun. A lot of the things we’d done before but it’s cool doing them in a different way. There are a few new techniques we’ve got on the list too. She LOVES it. Reckon it’s well worth a try for any open minded couples.

I’m willing to try a lot of things to spice things up with my wife. Gotta keep things interesting. However, I thought I didn’t pay for this outright and did a trial. I needed to listen to the voice instructions before even talking to my wife about this. I am very glad I went this route because this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. Instructions are incredibly unclear and contradict themselves constantly. this would’ve been extremely embarrassing to bring to the bedroom and I feel terrible for anyone who feels like they need something like this. Please, for the love of God before you give this company any money due the week trial and see for yourself how bad it actually is. Then before you subject your wives or girlfriends to this make sure you know what you’re getting into before you even suggest it. This is embarrassing.

The app is a good concept. However, in most of the commands, there’s a pause when she hasn’t finished this sentence of what she’s telling you to do. For instance, she instructed me to kiss a part of my partner’s body as I did it and I was actively doing it. She said start with the right side, but I started with the left side so it made me and my wife laugh. I’m not saying it should be faster overall I’m just saying that a command should be spoken in a complete sentence if you have a three second pause it kind of makes it silly because you start the command, but then she adds a different instruction, but you already started.