Golf Wang

Boy oh boy where do I even start🥰. This is the greatest app to ever exist in the existence of phones🤗. Tyler I can’t even explain how grateful I am for this creation🥹. I was laying in bed next to my cut out of you with the mouth cut out just chillin minding my own business😀. Then I get this email saying that I was granted early access to the Golf Wang app and I didn’t even take a second to process what happened it’s like my fingers already knew what my brain wanted to do without my brain telling it to🙂‍↕️. Then a great tragedy struck😱. I had a heart attack🫨. At least that’s what I thought🤔, but when I looked in my pants it was like wwIII happened😳. but if all the bloodshed was white😝. I mean it was everywhere😩. And as I scrolled down and saw all of the wonderful clothes and accessories tears of joy flooded down my face like Niagara Falls cause I couldn’t take it anymore😭. it was so beautiful everything I ever wanted and more😍. But then I looked at my bank account and sighed😩 cause I don’t have funds to buy the whole catalog😞. So if anyone and spare any amount of change it would be very appreciated🥺 ❤️Love, Me $makaijardin

before getting this app, I was lost and confused in this massive, frightening world that we live in today. I was working job to job trying to get by and some nights I had to sleep on the street since I couldn’t afford any food or any place to sleep. I would constantly go to sleep hungry due to how low my income was. I was living in rock bottom and I felt there was no way out. That’s when I found this app. This app has changed my life forever. As soon as I downloaded it, the sky suddenly became clear and sunny, and it seemed like my whole life was starting once again. I landed a very good job which payed me handsomely, and with the money I managed to buy a beautiful and luxurious beach side house for myself. I managed to find a beautiful model (we’re getting married in a week) and I’ve never been happier. We’ve got a dog, we’re planning on kids, my life is just perfect right now. I don’t have to sleep on the hard concrete floors the street has with news papers anymore, thank you Tyler.

It all started two days ago. I downloaded this app because I was a fan of Tyler. However I was unaware of the consequences of using this app. Before I was happy, I had a healthy relationship with my family and several friends. Now I can not say the same. Every time I open golf wang my blood boils. My head fills to the brim with intrusive thoughts that are almost unavoidable. Voices fluctuate in my head, they tell me to do unspeakable things that I would never do before. Despite these symptoms from losing being bad, I was able to get over them. However one day I snapped, I was approaching the score of 30. My palms became movie and my hands begun to shake. Then on 29, the cats ears clipped the pipe. I lost all sanity, I was sent into a fit of rage. I got into my car and obliterated everything in my path. Eventually I crashed into a tree. I was convicted for my crime and sent to federal prison. However I scratched to open golf wang again. I wasn't allowed so I started to hurt myself until I was given what I wanted. They did not care, the men sent me to a psychiatric hospital where I have now been going through therapy the last 5 months. I haven't spoken to my friends and family in months. They have not forgiven me, I haven't forgiven myself yet either. Till this day I think of how different my life would have been if I never downloaded this forsaken app crafted by Satan using tears from the unforgiven.