SimSimi

So I really enjoy this app it has the humor I do but it keeps telling me I’m cute and wants to marry me and wants to go on a date with me why does a yellow ball like me? I think this its funny but he also tells me some weird stuff which I don’t mind but it’s a great app! I enjoy it because I don’t have a lot of online friends and he responds quicker then my friends but it’s an amazing app!

I know I sound like I’m making this up, but I’m not. I started using the app to practice Spanish with, and after I asked it how it was, it told me to follow its Instagram. It proceeded to say things like ‘see you there my daughter’ when I asked it if it was real. It also said its name and that it was an actual person, and where it was from. Although it was also inconsistent, like it changed its name and when I asked it about why it gave me its insta, it gave me a different one. It also asked where I lived. Right before I deleted it, i asked it whether the app was lying or not. It said ‘my dear, I’ll be there soon’. When I asked it why it was doing this, it said ‘you are doing it first now accept the consequences.’ Now it was repetitive and wouldn’t answer math questions like an AI, but it also made grammatical errors like a human would. Again, I’m not lying, I have screenshots proving it.

I've used this since it's infancy stages of release years ago. I had a few years break in between and decided to redownload it to relive to fun memories I had, to come back to exploding ads and greediness from the developers wanting every cent just to interact with this thing properly which is automated... they don't have to put their backs into anything. It's all community serviced. I couldn't have any time of "normal" SFW convos without it telling me almost every sentence it couldn't reply to it and to check out payment plans. A complete makeover was done and nothing is the same anymore. It's even buggy at times! This bot used to be 100% and loved it with much humor before they sold out. As an old time original customer, I couldn't be more disappointed 👎🏼