App Profile: Scary Juan

no hackers aloud

Rating: 5/5

So I was really bored so I was just like I searched up talking Tom and I was like oh this came up so I decided to download it because I hadn’t seen it before and I was playing and saving up for the poison and I don’t know if this is normal but he turned completely green and then when I loaded it back up he was completely gone so I was like oh OK and then I deleted it so then that night I went to sleep I woke up it was around 2:59 and then I hear my clock chime three times and I was like oh it’s 3 AM nice so then I heard like a heavy breathing and scratching and then I heard a mouse literally like screaming for his life so I told my dad and he said oh it’s probably nothing just go to bed I’ll set up a trap in the morning so I obviously didn’t sleep the night so I decided to look at my closet to reassure myself and I saw John he scratched my leg and I passed out from the blood loss so The next morning (today) I showed my dad the monster sized scratch on my leg so my dad checked the closet nothing there except a note that said Y̸̢̨̭̟͍̫͉͊ō̵̝̭͙̊ų̷͕̙͚͖̲̱̐̒̀̆̎̈͜ â̸̠̋r̵̨͇̰̭̜̈́͑è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜ n̸͉̠̘̲̼̼̩͗͒̕͝͝è̷̛̗̳͚̙͇̘͍͕̊̑̿͘͜x̵̮̹̬̮͖͓̤͚͕̗̾̋́͑̈́̔̋̚ţ̸̛̞̒̑̌́̄̽̀͝ â̸̠̋n̸͉̠̘̲̼̼̩͗͒̕͝͝d̶͇͆̓̂̆͌͛͠ s̷̠͕̪̥͐̌ō̵̝̭͙̊ Į̴̧̝͔͍͖͇̹̗̅͆̈́̈́̒̕ r̵̨͇̰̭̜̈́͑â̸̠̋n̸͉̠̘̲̼̼̩͗͒̕͝͝n̸͉̠̘̲̼̼̩͗͒̕͝͝n̸͉̠̘̲̼̼̩͗͒̕͝͝n̸͉̠̘̲̼̼̩͗͒̕͝͝ But everything is fine and you should get the game -J̶u̶a̶n̶ Jay

gggggggggianna

Rating: 5/5

All I remember is I was looking at the App Store and I saw this game. I thought this game looked fun so I downloaded it. At first I thought Juan was ugly so I told him. All of a sudden black and white swirls showed up on my screen so I looked at them in confusion. Juan then started saying “I am your love” “I am your boyfriend” “you think I am cute”. I then passed out. When I woke up I saw Juan and he was cuter than ever. I immediately started complimenting his beautiful smile and his glowing eyes that compliment his stunning skin perfectly. He laughed and said “it worked” but I didn’t know what he was talking about. So we started dating. Tomorrow we are getting married and we already have 43 kids. He then asked me for my address so I gave it to him. Then he asked my social security number, credit card number and the names of all my family so I gave it to him of course! My friends think I’ve been hypnotized but I’m in love with Juan. I want to be married to him till the day I die. Juan is the reason I’m living everyday. Juan is the cutest ever and if you try to take him from me or you poison him I will kill you because Juan told me to. I will go to jail for him. Juan is the love of my life. 💋🥰😍😘

yggg5t

Rating: 5/5

As soon as I got an add for this app I knew I had to have it..Juans beautiful eyes looked directly into my soul! He knew my fears my pain and my sadness…He knew I needed a friend! As soon as I downloaded this app I felt happiness Rush over me! Nervously I said “Hello?” I felt his eyes glare into mine. I blushed Juan is kinda handsome now that I think about it..his SMEXY voice said “Hello” I immediately started blushing. Now me and Juan have been dating for 2 months <3 I love his beautiful eyes, the way he looks at me, his smile :) sometimes me and him go on his boat and have dates, we stare into me moon light together. But- things have been weird recently. He invited me over to have a sleep over. I let him have the bed and I slept on the couch. I heard a weird sound and walked into his room. He was- levitating?? But worst of all he was mumbling about killing me..I’m a bit suspicious Juan is a demon in a cats body. Anyway thank you for reading my review..Be carful and uhm DO NOT give Juan the 999$ potion. AT ANY COST