SGSecure

I was in a foreign land, surrounded by talking bananas. Apes were trying to hire me to be their hitman to shoot the bananas. I refused as I am a man of peace and I swore never to kill. The apes tried to force me into it, but I whipped out my phone and opened sg secure app. Immediately, the Air Force flew in and shot down the apes. It was like the movies! Big thanks to sg secure. #fight apes

Enderdragon in my direction Many XP it's such a blessing, yeah Use all the XP to enchant my armor, yeah Oh-oh, I Try to sleep on the darkest day But the mobs are in the way Gotta kill them so I can go to bed (bed) This armor's really comfy when I put it on Change it to peaceful so I'm not killed when I spawn I see a village that is near The only sounds I wanna hear Are the villagers when I trade them some gear Smelt the iron so I can get some metal Make an Iron Pickaxe to mine the rare ores You know that I gotta mine all these diamonds Oh yeah (yeah) Need alot of food on this hard adventure Should I cook the pig or the cow? I'm not sure Maybe I should make a cake for my hunger Minecraftcito Where you need to survive all day and all night Craft a diamond sword so you can fight Place a torch in a cave to produce some light Minecraftcito Kill the creeper before it blows my house But it blew up so I gotta move out Don't have food so I'm fishing to catch a trout

One day my friends forced me to do my project when I didn’t want to so I took their photo and sent it to SGsecure. Mere moments afterwards, the SAF came with tanks and SAR21 and shot them down. I will never forget that day and laugh on my friends grave every Tuesday ever since.