App Profile: Trenches: Arcade

Noah Verdines

Rating: 4/5

The art style of the game definitely has potential, the title and the starting menu are definitely give a good first impression. I feel the game can really kick off. Overall genuine game, I would not play again unless the devs decide to change the gameplay. Keep at it guys, good work! -NoahV

JD Real

Rating: 5/5

With all due respect, JEMPFREY (an acronym for Judgemental Excrement of Malodorously Pretentious Fallacies in Ranting by Entitled Youth) is either contradicting their own claim, or literally ignorant of what the word “literally” means. If the game is literally unplayable, then how did this illiterate oaf get to the point of allegedly having a high score? Indeed, it’s yet another example of an outraged tantrum when extreme entitlement is stymied by hurdles of real life. I haven’t played this game yet, but I already know that both its indie developer and the word “literally” deserve better than that. This is to offset the jerk’s impact on your rating, and to plead for an end to the rampant misuse of “literally.” It’s literally the only word left to distinguish objective reality from exaggeration in any scenario. Even “really” doesn’t always mean strictly real. So let's all do our part to treat indie devs and the English language properly. Remember that it’s easy to hate, but very hard to create.

4ipsina

Rating: 5/5

Cool game with atmospheric graphics and 8bit national music. It also gives you a cool vibe of old arcade cabinets with it’s rating system. Some gameplay bugs need to be fixed, however this game has a great potential🤘