App Profile: Shaky Shake

Skakey Shake creates shakespearean insults and shows you where they came from!

With this app you will be able to insult your friends like it's 1616. Dance on the shoulders of Shakespeare and use Apple's technology to bolster your intelligence and tear down your enemies. We all know the Shakespeare we read in school, but now feel the wrath of his insulting mind. You will be able to shake your phone and in a few taps be able to tell someone how "saucey" they are, or how much of a "minion" you think they are (which you will soon discover can be very salacious talk).

Shakespeare is a man of the people. Now you can comb through that man's works and take only the saltiest, nastiest pieces, chop them up, and send them to your friends, loved ones, and enemies. Please enjoy!