App Profile: UltiMatt

H3Luv3r

Rating: 5/5

This game. This game is actually the best game in existence. It has changed my life. Before I got this game my parents were divorced because they hate me. Once I got this absolute masterpiece of a game, they got back together, praising me for getting it. I was their overlord. The first thing I did was command my mom to make me a sandwich. She proceeded to make a sandwich as commanded. As for my dad i made him to roleplay as Jon and i roleplay as garfield. Jon went to make lasagna and feed it to me endlessly. But that is not all. My friends were begging to come to my palace just to get a whiff of my hands after playing this game. I got to have everything I wanted. My life was perfect. Then... I saw that Mr. Quinn was in this game. We all know that Mr. Quinn is the best teacher in all of existence. After I found out, all of my friends and family found out and went back to hating me once more because they don’t like math. 90/10 would play again tho.

DemolishedDino7

Rating: 5/5

Everyday I would wake up hating myself because I had no purpose in life, I was 35 and living in my parent’s basement. Until one faithful night, I had been scrolling through the AppStore while eating slightly burnt popcorn and Mountain Dew and I witnessed this beautiful bounteous craft. It was Ultimatt, the only game where I could play ultimate frisbee while also listening to ultimate by Denzel Curry. Life had meaning now, this is what I was missing. I am now a billionaire streamer who strictly plays this game, thank you ultimatt for everything...

Autopilotblues

Rating: 5/5

I used to be a janitor (not that there’s anything wrong with that, it just wasn’t for me) until I first laid my hands on the masterpiece. Now I’m CEO of a multimillion dollar corporation and eat hand-peeled blueberries with oats cut by scimitar for breakfast. The milk is from cows from the Himalayan plateau, not too hot, not too cold and the spoon is made from a melted down Bentley. Highly recommended.