TD4W - Turn Down For What

once I was isolated. So alone! No one would talk to me and when I tried to talk to them they were offended. They were offended because I had 0 turnt level. I lived like this for 12 years. I became homeless because every job interview would tell me to leave. Then one day, OUR GODESS OPRA CAME DOWN AND STARTED SAYING AND U GET A CAR AND U GET A CAR!!!! She looked at me with pitty and said look on your phone (did I mention it was a Samsung...eww.) With 2 percent left I turned on my phone and there it was TD4W!!! I PLAYED IT I PLAYED IT!!! everyone on the street soon hated their car. I started having golden light come out of me. I had a big 100 hanging over my head! I found out it was my turnt level. Now Kim kardashian is my assistant! I'm Vice President! I live in a 6 story tall masion! Everyone wishes they were as turnt as me. I advise you download this app or else YOURE GOING TO DIE IN 2 HOURS!!! thanks;)

This app changed my life forever. I was a depressed boring person who had no motivation to do good. I wanted to turn up at any given time and i was unable. I was scrolling around the app store when i came across this gem. It gave me hope. when all was lost, i could turn down for what wherever. For example, in the grocery store when they ran out of flaming hot cheetos and i was sad, i turned down for what. When i found a dead squirrel under my car i was saddened by the loss of nature, so i turned down for what. At my grandmas funeral as i was reading her eulogy, i turned down for what, and everyone blew up. love you grandma u a real homie. In conclusion, turn down for what changed my life and it could also change yours. Swag money gang respect. ✌🏼️✌🏼✌🏼

Every time someone come at you when you on your grinddd tryna tell you to turnt it downn, you ain't even gotta start nothing. All you do is pull out yo phone and BLAST EM with this app ONE TIME! (Two or three MAYBE depending on how turnt up you may be at the time and/or how turnt down that certain individual is at the moment) and every thang will be again turnt the way you like it (UP). The only problem with this app is that you may become too turnt up to like, sleep. And eat and stuff. So apart from the dangers of an infinite turnt up loop that could last for months, still a 5-star app. I haven't had any problems yet but the doctor said I should take it easy because my turnt up lifestyle is becoming seriously detrimental to my health. When he told me that, all I needed to do was put this phone 6 inches from his face and tap on this app. What does he really know, right?