Scary Stranger: Gorilla Pranks

I am absolutely shocked by the existence of “Scary Stranger: Gorilla Pranks.” It’s hard to think that I lived a life without this perfect application. Since I downloaded it, I’ve become such a new person it’s hard to recognize myself. It’s as if a group of angels descended from heaven and bestowed pure joy onto my phone. My friends are always asking, “How are you such a perfect and happy person all the time?” Well, this is it. This game, this absolute addiction, has rewoven the very fabric of my being. The mere thought of becoming the gorilla prankster and navigating the game world has me in a headlock, and I’ve become addicted to the thrill. It’s gone to the point where I start to feel a sense of withdrawal if I don’t indulge in some “Scary Stranger: Gorilla Pranks” action for too long. This is no ordinary game; it’s a life-altering experience. I genuinely believe that if everyone on this planet downloaded and played this game, we’d be one step closer to solving all the world’s problems. It’s that powerful. Thank you developers for creating and sharing this application with us. You’ve not only changed my life for the better but also given me a newfound hope that laughter and mischief can unite us all. “Scary Stranger: Gorilla Pranks” is a gift to humanity, and I hope one day everyone has the chance to experience the magic it brings. Thank you, developers, for this incredible journey you’ve shared with us.

Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived, and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives, that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate—we cannot hallow—this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

If you told me an hour or so ago that I would have happiness, I would’ve slapped you in the face and said you’re insane. But that was then. I used to be a cocaine addict, homeless, on the run from the police, and so on. One day I stole a phone from the AT&T store (that day being about an hour ago) and turned it on. The only app downloaded was Scary Stranger: Gorilla Pranks. I opened it up and played half of it. My addiction was instantly cured, and I realized my wrongdoings. I turned myself in to the police, but they cleared my name and burned all records of my crimes. I was free, happy and playing this game. I will never feel that same feeling when the game restarted. It was over. My soul was a bleak landscape. I realized how short life is and how happiness is fleeting. In my anger I punched a brick wall, shattering my hand. I sat in pain, in sadness. But then I remembered the words of the gorilla I played as. “I am so stinky.” These words empowered my to continue. I’m still homeless but now I know how to pull Gorilla Pranks. I threw a brick and a person walked towards it. His spirit was with me, and will be forever. I wrote this review to share my story with you. Whenever life is bad, try to get people to leave their own home and live there. I will forever remember those high octane chase scenes, those fun moments of mischief, I will forever remember him. Fly high Gorilla with shorts. Fly high. 🥹