Pocket Whip: Original Whip App

ever since I downloaded this app it’s been a life changer, I’ve been using it every day and it lwk gets my friends to listen to me and actually do what I want they think it’s 1800 not sure why though. I was in a hotel this weekend and I whipped it out because one of my friends didn’t wanna listen to me and people started staring at me like I was someone crazy and then a hotel manager came up to me it was asking why I was whipping people and I said because why not they deserved it they’re black. And then my mom came up to me and asked me what was wrong with me I said nothing I’m still a snowbunny I just don’t like some dark people which is most. my mom said i needed therapy and immediately called one for me. this all happened in the span of 3 days friday-saturday, so on monday i had to go to therapy right after school and my hot sexy new therapist was just asking casual questions and then…. he asked me why i didnt like black people, so i whipped out this app and started whipping that sexy man and i left. the next day at school my sexy black boyfriend came up to me and was being odd so i did whatever a normal person would do and started whipping him with my favorite app! this was honestly a life changer and now whenever my boyfriend, my parents, my friends, or anyone i just dont like starts annoying me i just whip them. thank you daddy sempia uwu kitten

I want to start this by saying this is a truly honest review of this app I am in no way being paid to say this. I’ve had this app longer than I’ve had this iPhone. The only true limit to this app is your imagination of all of the different scenarios that you could use this app and for example you could use it at work with your coworkers or in social setting like if your buddy tells you about his girlfriend. The possibilities are truly endless. Have a couple minutes to kill before you have to go into a meeting or you need a hype yourself up crack the whip. If you have a little kid who loves Indiana Jones or anything western or just likes whips, to each their own, you could simply lock the phone onto that app and hand it to them and they would have the time of their lives just be sure they don’t accidentally throw the phone across the room or have a good case. The only possible thing I could ask of the app is perhaps putting in a whip counter so that you could count your number of whips or a way to see how fast you can whip like whips per minute (wpm). Overall if I could give this app 10 stars I would. I suggest anyone who has read this far in the review of this packet with the app to download it immediately.