My Talking Pet

PROS: easy to use. CONS: free version is pretty useless/limited... after using it, I assume it’s more of an experimentation to see if you want to invest. Limited accessories so I opted for 1 mos to investigate further. You get the same five dated clipart hats in the pro version as you do in the free version - the only difference seems to be no water marks. I care nothing about the audio options because I would be using my own, so honestly didn’t check the free version. I also have a blue! On the accessory area so maybe I’m just not seeing everything but I tapped and looked and read everything I possibly could, including reloading. I was hoping for some other PRO style options like more hats/accessories that looked to be designed post 1990. You have to have a perfectly centered photo with space all around otherwise the hats get cut off and the top app banner impedes the ability to adjust the tracking. I wanted to use a photo where the dogs head was to the side but facing front and the refresh icon and banner made it difficult and frustrating. The accessories were oddly sized on that photo as well, but seemed better on the fuller headshot. I would expect these limitations on a free version, but not a pro version. Worth $3 for one month to play, but not more for me. If they made these changes I might reconsider. I will investigate some of the other talking app options out there for now.

I am not exclusively talking with friends via anthropomorphic MyTalkingPet creation. Some things I’ve made talk so far: Tom Hardy’s weird MySpace pics (gurl look it up, they are ICONIC!), a timer, a glowing orb (it’s an led light, not, like, a magical orb.... wait guys MyTalkingPet IS magic so like, you know?), a tree stump, Danny Trejo, a busted box of tissues, a pillow (my pillow my talking pet?!?), the Cocid19 molecule, the MyTalkingPet logo wearing a sombrero, my purse (who desperately wants to go outside btw), Iko Uwais from The RAID movies (gurl, if you like violent action movies get on this series), an Instagram comment from the director of The RAID series (Gareth! Huw! Evans! You are a genius, my man), the baby dinosaur from that ‘Not the mama!’ Dinosaur show from the 90s, more Tom Hardys & slogan Marshall Green (who I like to refer to as Tom Hardly, but like, he’s a great actor in his own right... gurl! Have you seen Upgrade!? That poor paraplegic doesn’t want to fight all those people, but science made him do it... much like how tree trunks down want to wish my mother a happy Mother’s Day, but I make them do it with MyTalkingPet... IN SUMMARY: MyTalkingPet is a QUARANTINE GAME CHANGER. Now, can you please add a video chat feature? Also, please do yourself a favor and google Tom hardy MySpace. Thank you and goodnight.

My app says since you are offering a new app ... that you will give me free service for a year ... I do NOT require that . It is kind of you to offer but . Just let me update to the new one ! I put in my credit card three times trying to upgrade to the new PRO or 2 or whatever it is .. it’s very confusing !! Why can’t I override your free offering . Give it to someone else ! I am willing to pay . I think it’s super fun and cute !! What is happening is that not being able to upgrade has ALSO put your watermark back in ! I have never used your free version ! We all work hard to earn money and you deserve to earn money !! So please figure out why I can’t override the free service for a year . Thank you !!