Magicabin

I downloaded your vile game just to leave this review. I have to wonder who you think you’re marketing this thing to with your absolutely vomit-inducing ads. First off—grow up. Women literally shooting wet babies like a machine gun out into people’s faces isn’t funny (not to mention anatomically incorrect and not at all how childbirth works.) More importantly, women being physically kidnapped, abused, raped, and then shooting out wet babies like a machine gun isn’t funny. Yeah. Shockingly enough, any person who doesn’t belong on a list will feel disgusted by that at best. Most women feel worse than disgusted. Do you have ANY IDEA how uncomfortable and upsetting it is as a woman to be playing some other game and have to see your disgusting fantasies brought to life in these ads? Did you consider some of them have been abused, raped, and/or had crisis pregnancies? I would think this was just you being tasteless, but considering that you have received DOZENS of reviews telling you your ad campaign is objectively bad—I mean morally bad—and you’ve been brushing them off, I think you guys are predators and this is your fantasy porn and you probably get off on us being upset about it. I will not only be deleting your game immediately upon posting this review, but I will be reporting it to the App Store as well. I am going to tell them to remove it. I believe in second chances most of the time, but not for this. Clearly we’re well past that point.

There are so many great things about this game. I love the characters, the artwork, crafting, decorating, the story, completing quests. However, the events are impossible to complete without spending real money. I know people complain about the energy costs in a lot of games. I have played a lot of different games of this kind. This is one of the best, but absolutely the worst when it comes to the energy system. I have a max energy of 76. I use the in-game things to generate more, I watch all of the ads I can. I get up to maybe 400 energy. I chop down 150 energy in rocks and bushes only to find that the path is still blocked by another 150 energy. I clear that and collect ONE of the 12 items I need to complete ONE of the quests in the event. That is so frustrating and not fun at all. If I can only log in twice a day I cannot even complete ONE quest of a 2 day event. I made the mistake of spending real money on one. I don’t mind paying a little to support a good game. I logged in several times a day, watched tons of ads. Sixteen dollars got me a few more steps in, but not even close to completing the event. Please fix this this. It really could be a five star game if the energy system was reasonable. I will not spend any more now that I know it does not help. I work hard for my money and have a budget. I just threw away my my monthly “entertainment” money for a few rocks and bushes.

I don’t deny the issues from the previous reviews, but I do see progress with longer events and more energy available on the event maps themselves. It is also evident that from the pilot and early release that the game has gone through so much improvement and I applaud them, and what they should be applauded for, for continuing to improve and make the game better! Of course, I do attest that they should either make the obstacles more cheaper or make them more sparse, which is the most annoying for me. I want the critics to understand how difficult it is for people to make games, and if they are frustrated, why not for them to make games and try to make some money from it? I can’t wait to see what other events and other characters are introduced, even though that my personal favorite is Andi. I want to see more about his origins!