Goat Simulator MMO Simulator

I was hesitant to buy this at first because I thought it was a multiplayer game, and I didn’t want to play with other people. But the “other people” are obviously just bots, which I’m fine with. Also, I noticed that there was another review where the person in it revealed that they were a ten year old. So I guess I have to come clean too. I’m also a ten year old. So if you think I’m a dumb kid who just likes anything with violence in it, then okay, believe that. Me and the other people who rated this four or five stars will laugh at you behind your back. Because the goat simulator games are some of the best games you can get on the App Store.

I saw youtubers who got the jousting goat (horse goat) and I when I head butted the horse it didn’t give me the horse so then I checked to see where it was on the list of animals and I didn’t see it. YouTubers played it on computers while I played it on my iPad but just because they are two different platforms doesn’t mean you can put a horse in one and not the other so add it in please and you would get a 5 star rating from me ok? Please add it in I love horses and I am dying to play as one in goat simulator MMO that is all I ask for so please developers of this game add that I WANNA BE A HORSE BUT I CAN’T

The game is great, definitely worth the 5$. The goats are fun to mess around with, and I appreciate the 4 different maps (yes, there’s four. One of them is hidden, it’s found in the church in the original map.) But, the game still has cons. It crashes randomly and freezes a lot, to be exact around every 8 minutes. The game gets boring after you finish everything, and I wish the game was truly online. There’s nothing to do after you complete all the quests beside run around, doing nothing, probably just exploring the map. The maps are small once you know what they look like, but still fun to explore. I suggest getting the game and deleting it, and reinstalling it if you have constant crashes. So, yes, this game is fun, but all good times have to come to an end at some point. I’d love if we get a new goat simulator, where the map is a huge forest and you can explore it, and be animals, but like all the games, they look really odd.