Goat Simulator: Pocket Edition

Hi, I love the game! It’s the best! But a few things. For one, could you make the goat bucks ad(s) shorter? I don’t mind watching them for a few goat bucks, but they are a bit long. Also, the Challenges. After you complete them, you have to wait like 23 hours for new ones. Could you decrease that to around 2 or 3 hours? Another thing is that when you watch the ad to try a new map, during the trial while your playing, ad will randomly pop up. Please remove this as it is very annoying. I dont mind watching ads to try maps, but I don’t like that ads randomly pop up as your playing. One more thing is that if you get a goat in your trial, when the trial ends you lose it. Please remove this too. One more thing is the gift. I believe that it needs to be more randomized because I get 10x goat bucks like 3 times in a row and to be honest it is kind of annoying. Also, I have an idea for a new map. There could be an airport map, and you can blow up planes. There could also be more goats on this new map such as a pilot goat, and with the pilot goat you can take control of a plane or any object or NPC by pressing POW and fly it and crash it into the terminal and launch people insanely far. Another goat could be a flight attendant, and you can launch giant peanuts at people. There could be a way to start the planes and chuck people into the engines and shred them to pieces. There could also be a new event associated with this map. There could be a Fall/Autumn event on this map and you could unlock the Leafy Goat, which turns people and objects into piles of leaves by pressing POW. Just a few ideas!

This isn’t the first time I’ve played goat simulator before. I had it on pc and still do but I wanted to see what the mobile version was like. I’m happy to say that this is great, I’ve been having a blast with it honestly. Me and my friend were just talking on discord and I had that stupid music playing and we were both laughing so much. Everything is pretty good I think, I’ve noticed somethings though that were removed/changed that I did like in the pc version. Like the alien spaceship, different goats in the fighting area, the pitching thing gone and not even the green house thing is there. I can’t forget about the robot in the create on the crane too or the anti gravity facility, that is just completely removed and replaced with a train thing. I’ll admit, pulling the lever to change the tracks to crash the train is pretty fun to do and awesome to look at. Personality I think the map has had a downgrade from the pc version. Almost forgot one thing, I really don’t like how the protester’s signs aren’t “No penis shaped foods.” instead it’s “No pointy shaped foods” or something like that. I haven’t gotten to unlock most of the maps, actually not even one of the maps because it is really hard to even get coins in this game. Not hard but it’s just such a grind, hopefully I’ll be able to unlock a lot of the maps soon but in the meantime I can’t really say much about the other ones. Even with those flaws, like I said I’ve been having a really fun time playing the game and I still love it a lot. Thank you devs for making it free. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

This game is one of my favorite casual plays that always just..work for me. I love just being bored and deciding “hey, let’s play goat sim”. The maps are so well done and so fun to play on and the selection of goats is actually really good for such a derpy game. The funny references in the game are great and the humor is perfect, totally my kind of laugh. It does have downsides though, and I’m glad to say there aren’t a ton. Unlike most games, this one lets you buy DLC through in-game currency which is really great. However the earning process is a bit tedious, though mostly reasonable in my opinion. Then there’s the game’s goat earning mechanics which on mobile, make it so easy to just earn goats that on other platforms, take more effort and more fun and elaborate challenge. Most of the earned goats are fine and really well done but some of them are easier than the first version which does tend to get disappointing when you don’t need to put effort into getting them. But again, most are great still. Then there’s the mobile graphics which don’t actually have settings. I want to be able to play the game with the original lighting and effects that it has on the other platforms but I..can’t change that. Which is a bit disappointing because they were great before. It’s not that big of a thing but I’d still like the graphical quality choice. Overall, great game! Would 100% recommend for people who like greatly random humor that actually makes sense too. Fun gameplay, great player selection, overall 4/5.