Goat Simulator

Hello, Coffee Stain Studios, in this review I will be going over bugs, pros, and cons. First off on our bugs list, a bug that I encountered was this: when I was space goat (Goatville map) I went into the fighting ring and won. However, I did not become “Slender Goat” as of doing this. I am on mobile, so that is what I suspect to be the problem. Second off, our cons list. Although targeted to be a funny goat game, you cannot have a mate, babies, etc. Also, there are no cops, firefighters, prisons, etc to roam in. Another huge factor is the graphics. There isn’t many pixels, realistic models, or animations. Don’t worry, we’re almost done! Now for the pros list. You have many quests, goats, and maps to choose from. Although small, the maps have many fun activities to keep you entertained while your goat ravages throughout the map. There are many Easter eggs, as well as nice little touches to really make the game feel action packed. Alright, now that we’ve gotten past all that, I’ll give you a short conclusion. Goat Simulator is a action packed silly game with many quests, maps, and goats to play with. Do I think it’s worth the money? Yes! In conclusion, Goat Simulator is the best animal game I’ve ever played. P.S. Thank you for reading this! You do not need to add anything to the game, these are just suggestions!

So, if you have a computer, Xbox, PlayStation, or Nintendo Switch, I recommend getting the game or it’s full collection (Goat Simulator: The Goaty, worth the price) on one of those platforms. These platforms have better graphics and more features than the mobile version. Wondering whether to buy this at all? Here’s one info: Goat Simulator is a game where you play as a goat (obviously) and run around destroying as much as possible. Your character options aren’t limited to only a goat, though; you can unlock other animals, as well as mutations of the normal goat, as you play the game. It’s funny, and I recommend buying it. The three small maps provided by this mobile version might get boring after a while, though. Like I said, I recommend the full collection on a different platform, which gives you millions of things to unlock and discover. If you don’t have those platforms though, I recommend just getting the plain game on mobile. And if you have a computer but you’re worried the game’s rated M, you can turn of all the things that gave it that rating when starting the game.

Please fix this glitch: When I am playing the game randomly crashes. I have the newest version and use a iPad Pro. Also there is not much to do in the school map, at least nothing very exciting. In goatville you can blow up a train, play with a rag doll, obliterate Coffee Stains Studios, or jet pack off a crane. In the city (I forgot its name) you can fly on a firework, get yourself flung off a rollercoaster, beat up the ninja turtles in the sewers (lol) or blast a hotel cafe. What can you do in the school map? Well, catch book thieves, draw graffiti on the walls, and make a statue of your goat (TNT involved). Hmmm.... lacks the craziness of the other maps. So maybe add some more exciting stuff in the school. Also I have an idea for a map, an airport. You can blow up a plane (huge explosion, obliterates most of the stuff near it) pull bizarre things out of suitcases (like a T-Rex) and more. Also a goat idea would be the Caffeine Goat that you get by drinking coffee. When you tap POW, the goat goes crazy. Maybe a Slither Goat, which is like a snake goat. Also, please make glass breakable, I think that would add much more fun to the game. Maybe you can add a friends system, so like if someone has a friend that plays Goat Sim, you can send them a friend request, and if the other player accepts, you can play together. Well that’s all. Thanks for reading 😄