Chaos Clock

Requested this app download in lieu of explaining my faith to my father. Went surprisingly well! Always nice to know when it's a holyday. I appreciate the disguise mode for unexpected Greyface snooping. How would one request a holyday be added? Edit: YOOOO UPDATE 🔥🔥🔥

A chaos clock that keeps correct chaos time. Thanks chaos clock! Hail Eris!

I woke up þis morning believing þat þe world was going to end tomorrow, my cat had died, and my wife was eating a hot dog bun. I learnt þat all of my guesses were false-true as opposed to true-false: þe world won’t end for anoþer six þousand years, I don’t own a cat, and I am cripplingly single. Þanks Chaos Clock!