App Profile: Cronberry Rush

Bster2.0

Rating: 5/5

When I first found this app I was surprised. I thought “shiver my Timbers! I have never seen a game quite like this one!” I was excited to say the least. I downloaded it and once I started playing it, it hit me. This was no ordinary game, no, this was a masterpiece, a absolute joy to the world. I have never seen such beauty in a game. Even Cronin is a very talented, bright, and kind young man. After a couple hours of playing I got tired and decided to call my little discord kitten, but then something exquisite happened. Okcron, okswag, producer of produced by soon, whatever you call him, the great one knocked on my window. Yes, the one. I was astonished. He opened it and said to me “you are a wonderful handsome young man. I want to give you one of my many Bugattis.” I was astonished again. I replied “sir, I can’t thank you enough what could I ever do to repay you?” He took a minute than looked at my sprite cranberry, my prized possession. “I want you to chug that whole bottle of sprite cranberry.” I did as he wished. I chugged and chugged and chugged. I chugged like there was no tomorrow. After I finished, he left me with this, “Go out and speak the word of OkCron. Tell the people he is coming to save sprite, to save the cranberry, TO SAVE THE SPIRTE CRANBERRY NATION.” And with that I leave you with this, this game is 10/10 must play and consider buying a sprite cranberry, cause who knows maybe he will come for you next. Thank you.

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Rating: 5/5

When I first looked at this game in the AppStore, I was immediately overwhelmed by its beauty. I quickly tapped the download button, hope high. When the game finally downloaded, I was blown away! I couldn’t have imagined it being this good, even with the high hopes that I had previously held. This game has everything ranging from Lebron James to skeletons. The graphics fit the play style of the game perfectly. This game has all the excitement of Christmas whilst also being very entertaining. I would 100 percent recommend this game to everyone I know. This game will live on in my family, as I will share it with my kids and grandkids. I hope this game continues to grow and become bigger until it eventually becomes the biggest game in the world. This game will take over everything. You will only drink sprite cranberry in the near future. Everything in your life down to the tiniest details will be overtaken by this game. You won’t go another day without hearing this game mentioned thousands of times. Humanity will try to escape this by moving to mars, but in the end, it won’t work. Cranberry will follow them. It will haunt them for the rest of their lives. No one. Can escape. Sprite cranberry. 5 stars!!!

noahbboyd

Rating: 5/5

For the past 28 years, I’ve been married to my beloved wife. However, we had recently begun to become bored with one another. It got to the point where we would try dating other people through anime discord chatrooms. We realized that our marriage was too simple, and that we needed a challenge in our marriage to spice things up. That’s when I found out about Cronberry Rush. I immediately began to be humbled when I tried out this game, as the hit boxes of the 🥶 obstacles took up the entire pathway. Just when my wife was about to hand over the divorce papers, she saw me struggling in this gut-wrenching, cinematic experience. That’s when my wife took my phone and began to beat level by level, destroying my accomplishments. I began to spend hours upon hours trying to catch up to her skill. This spark reconnected our relationship and gave us something to fight over. The next day, I went out and bought a 50 gallon tank of Sprite Cronberry, and I found my true love again. Thank You For Saving My Marriage 🙏 , Cornelius James