Brotato:Premium

If any of you are wondering why so many weird reviews complaining about this and that. Most of it is just stupid people being stupid. I was quite concerned. And didn’t really want to buy this. Im usually in favor of being critical about a game but... I don’t really play many games on mobile or look at the reviews for mobile either. And..My god the mobile players complain about the most ridiculous things I’ve ever heard of. And I just bought it. This version… the none free version is basically the pc version without the mobile garbage like the game trying to make you watch ads every 10 seconds. Nothing more too it. Now is it up to date and equivalent to the pc Version. Probably not from peoples reviews. I’ll trust them on that but, I don’t really think it matters There’s so many characters and items it just seems The same as the pc version. And apparently that’s bad for some people. I guess the free version has more “content”. I don’t really know what that type of content it is and if your like me you probably don’t really care. Brotato IS THE PC VERSION. NOT this garbage free ad cancer trash. I’ve been played this game in early access for 2 years. If you just want to play brotato on mobile like I did this is the way to go. Without these other competitors with horrible ads and terrible gameplay. It’s the same great price on pc as well. Only 5 dollars. Mobile players I guess are used to being manipulated so they don’t understand what a full priced game means. It means you pay once and never pay again. EVER. you don’t half to watch ad after ad. You play the game you paid for. End of the story.

The game plays a little different from the PC with tweaked speed settings etc. I don’t mind 99.9% of this at all and find it to be appropriate. However, there is one difference which I have to imagine is simply a game breaking bug where elites on difficulty 5 are essentially impossible to get past. They attack more frequently and with less delay between the hit box showing up and actually dealing their damage, and the attacks will one or two shot you, where you usually have about 4-8 hits with a typical build on the PC (as well as the ability to kill the elites - on the mobile port it seems they have at least double the health pool so racing their damage is also not feasible). This renders almost every single run on difficulty 5 a guaranteed defeat on the first elite you encounter, regardless of character or item quality. You can Google this known issue by searching for something like “Brotato Elites Difficulty Mobile Bug”. If they fix this one issue the app would deserve five stars, but I would say in its current state it’s not even worth purchasing as you will end up progressing very quickly to a point where difficulty 4 is not challenging and 5 is impossible. I hope anyone reading this chooses to wait until they release a bug fix for this before buying - I already put the money in for the premium version and consider it a waste of money until they do fix this.

I played the free version, was up to the mage, then a friend suggested the premium. I highly regret it. It’s been 20 losses with the very first character on the easiest setting. The easiest setting shouldn’t take 20 or more tries to complete, especially since I beat it before in the free version, the first time through. This paid version is way harder than the free version and it honestly is too hard and unrewarding. I’ve gotten nothing for my 20 attempts. Not a single thing. At least in the free version you get stuff when you die. I play difficult games. I like them. But this isn’t one of them. This is simply a terribly balanced one stick shooter. At what point am I to be rewarded for my efforts? At what point are you going to lower the difficulty on the easiest setting? How am I supposed to unlock stuff when level 11 is unbeatable and even if I beat it the boss is unkillable but that’s not the hard part. The hard part is getting hit by random things when your screen is full of enemies. That’s fine, btw. But not on the easiest setting. The easiest setting- 0 - should allow players to easily progress and unlock various things so that they can play the harder difficulty levels. We are unable to do that here. Here, level 0 means nothing, as you continually try to beat it you get nothing for the losses.