Wanted Fish

I was lookin fer stoörjuret when I open me 4$ phone an look at this game I cud finally look fer somthin easy but mythic I went to my gamas house that got dead and alived by bannana Kong she tol me that her greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat gama played this game to an I looked at my 4$phone my gama tol me her greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat gama almos got eat by storjuret it saved my gamas greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat gama (who is now dead) and my life…thank you wanted fish for stopping me finding a real fish that could kill me thank you 🙏

1. Ridiculous amount of ads, the top review is literally mocking the game for how many ads it has, for something so mundane, it doesn’t help when ads are constantly thrown at you 2. Your upgrades are far and few in between due to the HUGE jumps in cost for the meager 5 upgrades you can do to your ship and harpoon. On top of this, the top of the water is clogged with all the bad fish from the beginning of the game, so spending tons of in game money to be able to impale more fish on your harpoon becomes useless when 3/4 of the fish you get are the terrible ones the second you cast 3. Every good/high price fish has some obnoxious gimmick that makes them hard to catch, the only good one is the small fast one, all the others are extremely cheap, forcing you to catch them at a weird, or downright impossible angle, like the volcanic tortoise, which can only be caught if you hit its stomach. Meaning you have to use bait to get it to awkwardly turn upside down, but bait is so buggy and inconsistent, that it’s just straight up not possible. There’s also the tiger fish, which I literally never figured out because there is no defining mark to designate an area you have to hit. Not to mention even mid-tier stuff like turtles still have this terrible mechanic, meaning your line can randomly be stopped by a swarm of mediocre-sell price turtles. Overall, cool concept, executed greedily with corners cut, not worth the download.

Sometimes when I’m bored, I think to myself “how can I make someone else some money”. I have always wanted to do that and thankfully I have found this game. The ads they have for other games are amazing. I love watching them knowing that my time is making some else money. Probably one of my favorite ad watching apps I’ve found. Real top of the line stuff. The only glaring issue is after every ad you have to play a fishing mini game. It’s not too bad because it’s usually only 10-15 seconds long, but then quickly you can get back to the 30 second ads.