Survival Master 3D

OMG, this game is AWFUL. Here’s what happens. You start the game in an airplane, which starts crashing. Your character flails their arms around like a monkey while it’s happening. Once you crash, it makes you view an ad. Then it directs you to chop down a tree, which takes 2 seconds, and then there’s ANOTHER ad. (Yes, after 2 seconds.) Then it directs you to chop the wood into firewood. This takes about 5 seconds. Then another ad. Not even joking, a third ad after you’ve been in the game less than 10 seconds. Utterly ridiculous. Deleted. Don’t bother. Not only that, it’s not even a real open world surival game. It tells you what to do every step of the game. At least, that’s all I experienced in the beginning. Maybe it was just a tutorial at the start, but it was awful. More like a cooking mama game than a survival game.

Hey there! Has we see here. I said to many ADDS! It’s just adds and less and less of the game. I know you want money but... Dang! That is why I stared off nice and the MEAN! See what I said” hey there!” I what trying to be nice yo. But there on out the game is pretty cool. Well if You need a update less adds MORE GAME! Again I know you want money but it’s about who is playing the game people will definitely delete it! And if I were you I would but I’m nice... when I don’t what to be... Sorry if you had to see this boring Review. But see all of this it’s true! Look AT IT! IM SPEAKING TRUTH!!!! And what did we learn today by reading this right now... ____________________________________________👈🏽 Right here yo!☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾

Figured I’d give this game a shot. Might be a fun time waster. I downloaded it and away I went. I started it up and it begins with a little intro of the main protagonist on a plane. Well I did the math and pressed “Skip”. I mean, he’s a bloke stuck on a dessert island, obviously, it’s it only stands to reason that the plane crashes, right? …skip. Now there I am, on the island (Saw that one coming.) with my bearded, former lumberjack, in shorts and a t-shirt, looking utterly confused, as I think he probably skipped the intro too, now thinking, “Well bollocks…”. My first interaction to help save Mr. Hanks’ life is to write S.O.S. on the sand with rocks. No problem, easy job. I write SOS, click done and the camera pans to a tree. At least, I know the camera pans to a tree because I sat through my first ad. At this point, I have been in the game for approximately 2.3 seconds. No lie. I watch the ad, already having a feeling that I know this bugger is doomed, and now I get to build a shelter. Minus the ad, I’ve been in the game about 4 seconds. I build the shelter, which takes about .25 seconds (I’m kinda slow.) and low and behold! The devs tell me their are concerned about my weight, (and why wouldn’t they, I mean, look at me…) and show me some ad for some new age weight loss tablets! How thoughtful!! It was then I thought back to Mr Skinny McWoodcutter on the island and thought, “Well, considering he’s already thin, he doesn’t need more weight loss ads as he wonders when he will ever see his kids again.” and promptly deleted the app.