App Profile: Blob Merge 3D

James Lamey

Rating: 4/5

It does what it set out to do pretty well To start, the ads weren’t horrendous (at least the ones I got weren’t), so huge bonus points there. The game itself works well. The physics are, in my experience, without any major flaws; there are no ads, and it’s a fun little time killer. My only issues with it are a glitch where a flying blob can merge with the one queued to drop before you drop it, and the fact that the game freezes and crashes once you make a 4096 blob (I can only assume the case for one was never programmed and the game was looking for a color that doesn’t exist). Other than that, this game is alright. Not stellar, but not horrible. A diamond (albeit cloudy and coarse) in the rough that is the App Store.

RajBeast

Rating: 5/5

I never even write reviews, Idk why I’m so in love with this game, I’ve been playing it non-stop, nearly every day since downloading it until I became number 1 on the leaderboard, and I still haven’t quit or gotten tired of it. This game has the most beautiful physics I’ve ever seen in a mobile game, I find it mesmerizing. I would like to personally thank the developers for creating such an easy and addicting to play, but also addicting to watch the blobs move around and merge mobile game. There are some weird bugs which were annoying at first (slippery walls sometimes blobs don’t stick, one of my blobs disappeared into another blob once, when you get one of the goal blobs immediately after another, the previous high level blob you’re about to shoot disappears and gets replaced) but in the end they add character in my opinion haha Overall one of the best if not the best mobile games I’ve ever played.

Weppers

Rating: 5/5

Please. Just don’t. You’ll spend too much time on here. You’ll forget to buy food for your cat, you’ll run out of almond milk… it’s just so nice. So. Nice. It feels so great. So great. Haha omg I totally sound like one of those stupid ads!! But yeah. Anyway, if you don’t have a lot of responsibilities, I recommend this game hands down. Pay the few dollars to get rid of the ads. It’s so worth it. Now, if you do have a lot or even some responsibilities that you care about, ask yourself… “is this how I want to spend my time? Just even reading this review, can I really do this? Some kind internet stranger is putting oddly, a lot of time into this review I’m reading here… maybe I should just move on and trust this person. They seem very insightful and thinking that writing this review May suede someone to not download it means they believe many others are as well. See? I’m thinking way too far into this. Okay. I’m not downloading it”