App Profile: Dirtbike Dilemma

its the best🧐

Rating: 5/5

Casual phone gamer, the guy who wrote a poor review, is a stupid dummy. This game is a masterpiece, it will go down as one of the greats, among minecraft, call of duty, and GTA V. Everyone hated Jesus, for he spoke the truth. Dirtbike dilemma is Jesus, Casual Phone Gamer is the absolute FOOL. Casual Phone Gamer had never even thought of something at this level of masterpiece, even in his wet dreams. All Casual Phone Gamer will ever be is a fool, his mom hates him, his dad is disappointed in him, for they always will be. He is a FOOL. I absolutely love the modeling of the moon in this game by the way!!!!

CasualPhoneGamer

Rating: 1/5

The physics are quite unpolished and quite unrealistic making it a little underwhelming to play. The maps seem quite large, but there is not much going on to make them enjoyable to explore. The graphics are also pretty underwhelming, looks like exactly what you’d get out of the box if you threw down a terrain and some free assets in Unity, and they don’t match up. The character is a nice low poly model, but nothing else matches its style so it really doesn’t fit in. Even the detail objects are laid about pretty thoughtlessly and overall resemble an asset drop. I think that with a lot of work and some rethinking this could be a fun game, I like the idea of an open world map that you can dirt bike around and explore. However, I get the impression that this was a bit too ambitious of a project and the work was put into making as much content as possible rather than focusing on making good content.

poopmaster6

Rating: 5/5

This game is so awesome. You can tell a lot of work went into it by how good everything is. I loved it so much I even made some in app purchases!