App Profile: Shouty Heads

Plorglius

Rating: 5/5

If I could rate this game with infinite stars, I would. I have never had an experience as enlightening as that of flinging the screaming head of Einstein across an ocean full of Neoclassical pillars. No game will ever be a fleeting infinitesimally-small abstract idea of the glory this game is. I play near-constantly, only taking a break to write this review, after which I will immediately resume playing. I have lost my house after I “forgot” to pay mortgage for 3 years, but it was because I was playing this beautiful masterpiece. I now live in a dumpster behind an Arby’s in Chicago, but I still have my device, with which I play Shouty Heads. The human life is a fleeting experience, one dwarfed by the eternal joy of this game. I am no longer recognizably human after attaining enlightenment from Shouty Heads. I have glimpsed distant worlds with technology that makes human supercomputers look like pocket calculators, and they gained the knowledge of such things from Shouty Heads. I am ascending. Goodbye to this universe. I am now God. Shouty Heads is eternal. All will be one. One will be Shouty Heads. Enlighten yourself today by downloading this game, and you will reach my level (that being almost 300). Thank you, Protostar Games. You have gifted us all.

jmlehrfeld629

Rating: 5/5

This game is great for endless laughs but also is just a great time waste if you’re looking for that sort of thing (which I am). I love seeing who I’m about to reveal when I open a new egg. My only complaint is that sometimes when restarting a level the screen doesn’t pan left enough to get a good view of the head when I’m about to start. Sometimes I only first see the head as it’s rolling off the starting platform and it’s too late to do anything about it.

KBJSMITTY113

Rating: 5/5

GOOD GAME DOWNLOAD NOW