Adaptive Scheduler

As this app was downloading I was as giddy as a schoolboy. the moment I opened the app I felt something course through my veins. My naive younger self thought it was power. The allure of the ability to control my schedule blinded me. Slowly I started to schedule more and more. First my girlfriend left then my grades started to fail then my sports. But the scheduling began to increase I started scheduling things such as bathroom breaks and snack breaks when I couldn’t meet my schedule it only made me angry. My mom and dad kicked me out and my dog tried to come with me. Sadly while he was coming after me he ran through traffic and was crushed by a semi. This only made me retreat more into scheduling. I eventually started squatting in someone’s house but I had to start selling organs to stay afloat. I needed to keep scheduling so I drank an average of 4 bottles of whiskey per night. I had organ failed and was admitted into a hospital I held the hospital staff hostage and forced the team to fix me. i need to cut my story short beciazr tbe cia agentz are hot ln my tail the little girl o kodnapped mustve screamed. long stkey short do nlt dowload

This is a warning, and is meant to be taken completely seriously. It was my senior year, I just had one more year until I graduated where I could put school behind me. On the second day of school we had an assembly where the teachers asked us to download adaptive scheduler, so my naive past self did as they asked because I thought no hard could come out of it. Oh how I was wrong!. Adaptive scheduler was helpful at first but I soon found myself on it more and more. The concessive amount of time I was spending using adaptive scheduler was interfering with my life, my grades were slipping, I got fired, and my girlfriend even broke up with me. My family told me I was addicted and in an effort to help got me a therapist. My therapist reassured me that I wasn’t the only one to fall into the devilish addictive control of adaptive scheduler, explaining how hundreds before me have suffered. I realized my problem and willed myself to delete adaptive scheduler. It took every nerve in my body to resist the urge to bring adaptive scheduler back into my life, but the alluring sensation of using adaptive scheduler pulled me back in and I snapped. I got trapped in a vicious cycle of deleting adaptive scheduler and redownloading it, I can never truly give it up. I spend 24 hours 7 days a week using adaptive scheduler, I schedule so much I never have time to do the things I schedule. I have scheduled away my job, my education, my family, my soul. I dream about adaptive scheduler, I think using adaptive scheduler, I exist for adaptive scheduler. Every waking second I am consumed by adaptive scheduler. Unless you want to be a mindless zombie condemned to serve adaptive scheduler for eternity heed my words, do NOT download this app.

There are a lot of joke 1 stars, but the star rating is not undeserved. If I could give this app zero stars, I would. The app constantly crashes, and half the buttons don’t work. The my schedule tab is completely useless, and the session schedule tab is practically useless. It only shows me 2 of roughly 50 sessions available, and the 2 it did show, it did so without descriptions and without the ability to select them. The buttons to switch the date, part of the main feature of the app, being able to schedule in advance, do absolutely nothing. This isn’t a scheduling tool, this is a preview of a fraction of your options in a fraction of the time frame with a fraction of the information. This app is one bug away from being inarguably pointless, even though it already serves practically no purpose. For this app to fail in so many ways while having so few features is downright ridiculous. There are more nonfunctional features than functional. If you told me this was never tested before release, I would believe you. Anyone who has ever touched any form of programming knows how bad this is to be an accurate descriptor. No part of this app’s purpose is functional. This isn’t an adaptive scheduling system, this is an embarrassment.