Scary Green Grandpa Alien

I want to preface this by saying that I don’t usually cry. I’m just not that kind of person. I get sad, I feel emotional, but I rarely ever cry. I cried three times near the end of this experience. A true work of art, surpassing anything made by fools like Toby Fox, Dan Salvato, or Scott Cawthon. It really says a lot about the society that we live in, pointing out the flaws in utilitarian philosophy, showcasing several clever allegories for real world issues (In particular a lot of parallels with the war in Syria). This game really made me analyze and reevaluate my life choices. A friend told me it erased some prejudices he held against homosexuals, and another told me she thinks that the radiation this experience causes your device to output could be used to treat Cancer. This idea seems to be supported by some other reviews. In the end, Scary Green Grandpa Alien can cure bacterial, viral, and genetic diseases, poverty, bigotry, war, and quite possibly famine, pestilence, suffering, and mental illness.

the game itself could be (a lot) better, yet everyone is over here saying it can treat things not even people who have committed their lives to resting cancer or whatever have treated yet, and none the less, it’s not just one, it is multiple. like lord ‘o mighty ain’t in this game. that beam is you getting put into a UFO to get tested up, like this game has 0 Christianity once so ever but everyone is getting Jesus Cheezits vibes from it (inside joke, don’t ask.) like I get if the game improved over the last 2 years but like these people must be idiotic beyond the 4 dimension because apparently it exists cause they *SAW IT* yeah, sure. totally exists, lord this is getting long but I don’t care because my brain cells are decreasing at a faster rate then average because some edgy gacha life character got cured of depression because of a GAME? lord this GAVE me depression honestly, say #stupidreviews if you’re reading this and if you’re making a review of your own wait hold up. after scrolling for not even 10 seconds I see someone saying played (but without the p, dunno if it was a typo) and at the end saying LOTS OF BABIES? bruh I know what this means if it wasn’t a typo and get out of my minecraft Christian server if it wasn’t.

Ok I have to admit it’s a fun game...but I DONT see into the “other universe” like other reviews are saying. (I mean the other reviews are JUST PLAIN STUPID) I don’t understand ... why would a child play this game?! It’s sorta viliont I mean I’m only ten, this game gave me nightmares . The levels are also kind of hard! Wicth I like the challange but ease up a little! I tried to enjoy this game, but it’s not worth it. Sorry! I really wish I could right a better review.