Bloop Go!

Many of these reviews are about claiming the game isn’t a online multiplayer. I honestly didn’t care about that too much since the graphics are great the music is decent and the characters are fun and cute. However, I will say If you aren’t going to be online multiplayer then at least give the option to play with friends like.. I really wish me and my friends can play together but we can’t.

I’m really disappointed. This game is awesome, but why lie about it? It claims it’s multiplayer, but it really not. And how do I know this? Several of my friends told me they went on airplane mode (no internet) and it still worked. So I tried it for myself, What I thought was just them trying to make me fall for there jokes, was actually true. I started playing again thinking, “why would they lie? Maybe it’s just whatever” so I just ignored the very obvious fact that the game was a lie, and started playing again. This time really sealed it tight, “the same players?” I thought “five times a row!?” I had the same players against me FIVE TIMES IN A ROW! I was really questioning this game at that point. But really just why lie about this game? It’s so fun but not knowing it’s not real.

I’ve seen a lot of games that claim to be online but aren’t, take boost arena for example. Every AI has a car bought with cash and a name to pressure the player into logging into Game Center and buying the in app purchases. This game is the same. Just a tip, most fake online games can be paused by double tapping the home button and opening the multitasking menu, then tapping on the game again to resume. This game covers it up by sending you to the home screen. But what it fails on is that you can literally “connect to players across the globe” while in airplane mode (no connection whatsoever) most fake offline games can be exposed this way. I get it, I really do. It’s the way bloop makes money on the game, but why make us preorder it and take extra time to set up online connection when you’re actually just setting up AI so you don’t have to pay for servers. -2 stars for lying.