Tapps TMS

This app is hazardous in ways I’m not even aware of at this point. The instant I downloaded it there was a strange knock at my door. When I answered, a STRANGE and FREAKISHLY SHORT man with a dragon cane attempted to sell me copper wire and crude oil? He spoke with a heavy slur and was so furious when I refused his offer he clicked his heels and smacked me round the head with his cane. I am now sitting in my BIG OL’ FUNNY chair with an ice pack on my head typing this review. Overall, not an experience I would recommend.

Once upon a time, I was minding my business eating my school lunch and this man with a dragon cane stole my phone! My school has a no-phone policy, but instead of turning my phone in to the principal, he sharpened it with his bare teeth and used it to cut off my nose. I’m bleeding out on the sidewalk and I cry out, “WHY ME???” And this man has the audacity to say “TAPPS.” He shows me my phone, open to this sickening app. He cackled and flew away with my dignity on a broom. Beware!!!!

Be careful downloading this app, I was walking down the street and I saw a guy with no fingers! He said it was because he downloaded this app!!! Anyways I got a little scared and continued walking but I got stopped by a man with a dragon cane and he told me anyone with the TAPPS app couldn’t pass unless they answered a riddle. He asked me what color math was and I said blue because it’s blue and now I don’t have any ears because he cut them off. It makes listening to my teachers incredibly hard. Beware the risks.