Staycool

Before I knew about Staycoolnyc, I was staying relatively lame, not embracing the lengths of my own style and fashion taste. After years following and loving this brand, and rocking their pieces, I’ve come to find that all of these millennials on Instagram reels throwing around the term “dopamine dressing” aren’t even that far off — in fact, they’re right on the money. I love Staycoolnyc and their clothing, their pieces make me happy when I’m wearing them, and they bring brightness to people around me. With this app downloaded on your phone, you are guaranteed to have a ton of baddies and people with amazing, expensive taste calling you up. Don’t thank me! Stay cool forever!!

Married men please only wear these clothes when you are with your wife. Beware when you wear Staycool without your wife you will get hit on and possibly groped in public. The clothes also feel really nice so beware that you may also involuntarily feel on your self in public. Proceed with caution.

. I have purchased several items from Stay Cool NYC over the years and I’ve never been disappointed, even when I sported the strawberry sweatshirt that smells like strawberries. My coworker said I looked like a marshmellow in white. I’m gonna wear it to the Strawberry Festival, so take that Jeff!