App Profile: Human-to-Cat Translator Deluxe

Disclaimer: This app is intended for entertainment purposes only and does not provide true Human-to-Cat Translating functionality.

Cat playing hard to get? Instantly translate your voice into meows and get kitty's attention. With over 175 quality samples from more than 25 cats, Human-to-Cat Translator dares to impress even the most ill-tempered sourpuss. Human-to-Cat Translator actually performs audio analysis on your voice (for reals) and regurgitates carefully bastardized meows according to your input. Human-to-Cat Translator also includes a 16-meow soundboard for instant access to common cat calls. Download meow and start speaking the delightfully irritating language of cats!

FEATURES
• 6 feline voices for translation
• 16 high quality cat calls
• Samples from over 25 kitties
• Software actually performs analysis on voice input
• Supports all human languages

CAT CALLS
The soundboard contains 16 high quality cat calls to instantly command attention. Sounds include different kinds of meowing, bird sounds, mouse sounds, purring and one very angry kitty.

Please note: Cats (and other pets) will often respond to the sounds produced by this app. If your pet displays signs of distress or aggression, discontinue use immediately. No animals were harmed in the making of this app.