that's a cow

One day I was playing some epic gamer games and got bored. I needed some new epic game games. I decided to scroll trough the AppStore when I saw a game called “FortBloxCraft 2.0 BanBan” and I thought to my self; “Huh… yeah. No.” And then I saw THIS GAME and I thought to myself; “Huh… Yeah. Yes.” AND IMMEDIATELY STARTED GRINDING IT. Now, usually I write very serious reviews, but giving the circumstances of this game I don’t think that’s very appropriate. I am now around 37 levels into the game. I have the legendary honey bee cow, (don’t tell the others, but he's my favorite) I absolutely love the game. It is indeed an epic gamer game. The only thing I could POSSIBLY ask for is more cows, and no ad-free-claw-machine cool down. I WOULD WATCH 800 ADS IF I HAD TOO, GIVE ME MORE COWS. Onto WHY I like the game, there’s just nothing NOT to like about flying around as a cow murdering plunger-poachers. It’s just the perfect plot for a video game, even if it doesn’t have a story-line. It doesn’t need one. Fly. Cow. More cow. Epic gamer game. I DO suggest that you add more cows, like a cow that shoots bullets! ARMY COW! Pew pew pew. So, in conclusion, amazing epic game game, in which should add pew pew cow. Don’t download FortBloxCraft BanBan, and download this game. Honestly, in all seriousness, I do genuinely enjoy this game, you should download it. Again, pew pew cow. Goodbye now.

In all honesty, when I first heard the name and concept, I was momentarily turned off, even wondered whether it sounded a little offensive. Still, I was curious enough, especially seeing the reviews, so I figured why not? I'll give it a shot! Best. Decision. Ever! This is an *incredibly* fun game. I rarely review games, most often only doing so for epically good or epically bad games. This falls in the former. I absolutely loved it, so much so that I finished the whole game, all 100? levels, in a WEEK! So I was SO GLAD to see that you can continue playing FOREVER, even after you finish the main levels!! Yes, the infinity levels are mainly just the old levels on shuffle, but honestly, it never gets old. Normally, I hate redoing the same things on repeat, but there are enough levels that you never feel like you're redoing old content. I love it so much that not only am I playing every day, but I'm already at Infinity level 140 & still going! I absolutely, wholeheartedly recommend this game. Get it! You won't regret it, I promise you. I almost wish I could purchase something in-game, just to give a little back to the devs. Frankly, I can't see any faults with the game. Honestly. Maybe wanting more levels and more cosmetic options, but that's just a pure bonus & to have even more to love! To the devs: Thank you guys for an awesome game! Keep up the good work! :)

my life was meaningless. empty. devoid of all purpose. i had been living under the kitchen sink, hiding away from my family. they said i was "weird", but i didn't care. no one understood me and my strange love for the comforting stench of mildew. then one day, i was sitting under the sink, scrolling through the app store. and i found this app. i knew the moment i opened the game, that my life would never be the same (hey, that rhymed). instantly this game brought a smile to my face, and not even the smell of mildew made me happier. the game was so fun that i started laughing uncontrollably, because finally, FINALLY, i had found my purpose; flying a milk-squirting cow through endless levels. my parents eventually became concerned and called the police because they couldn't get me to stop laughing. when they tried to pry open the sink cabinet, i screamed at them how much i loved this game, that i was saved! my parents tried to talk to me about seeing a therapist, someone to "talk to." but i didn't need someone to talk to- no...i had my milky cows...and my wonderful mildew. i owe it all to this game for changing my miserable life into a paradise. thank you!