Is It Love? Blue Swan Hospital

This game looks very interesting with how it is described, but within the first five minutes of playing it, I was incredibly disappointed. It was boring, low quality, and I wouldn’t even call it a role playing game, which is how I interpreted it in the game description. Over all, cool idea— I love medical dramas!— but how it is advertised to be versus how it is was a huge let down. Ultimately, my desire to keep on playing the game was infinitesimal, and so I just deleted the app. The three stars I have were very generous for how I felt this game really was. My advice to the customer— if you’re looking for an awesome role play game, look else where (Choices is a really good RP app, with a steamy medical drama story, while still being suitable for minors). And to the developers— square up, ‘cause you’re going to loose a lot of customers (and thus, profit from in-app purchases) if you don’t start advertising the way you should. We don’t want half-***ed explanations that leave us with a full picture. It’s a waste of our time to toy with us like that, and doesn’t earn you any more profit; in fact, I would say this would cause even further problems to gain revenue from this app. Like I said, cool idea, but poorly constructed and advertised.

The game itself is good. But they do not give the players enough “scene” to play. I bought the 5 dollar pack one night just to keep playing for a while and that literally lasted me about 5 minutes. After that I decided there was no way I was paying for more short of a super discounted pack. There needs to be more value for paid energy and I think there should be about twice as much “free” energy a day too. I wouldn’t mind paying for more scenes but I was shocked at how little game time the 5 dollars got me. It’s a shame because it’s a good game but it makes me want to stop playing because the limited play time almost makes it not worth opening the app.

This company has many games all of which are extremely overpriced. The company claims apple controls the prices so fine, I get it. We get 5 mins a day unless you want to shell out the money. (Hint: 20 dollars gets you a chapter) The stories of all their other games keep you hooked and are well written enough that while frustrating you look forward to playing. Blue Swan doesn’t have this. So far this games is literally just getting abused by Camilla which gets tiresome and gives you no incentive to play. I assume like the other games you will be able to choose a romance route between the nice doctor Will, the silent miracle surgeon Dr. Harding, or the creepy guy who you watches you change clothes Mike, all of which you have minimal interaction with between being berated by your boss who is interested in anything with a peen and only derived pleasure from reminding you what a piece of crap you are. Most people play games to chill out. If I wanted to deal with salty b*^%$es all day so am sure I could find some irl. Do yourself a favor pass on Blue Swan. If you want a romance game I lay Drogo, Sebastian, Matt, Ryan, literally anything else but this game. For anyone who is thinking of picking this up because it’s a hospital game, don’t. You will be disappointed. There is no medical aspect to the game outside text choices like “which direction is the OR right or left?” Or “I was told not to interfere should I listen or help?” Either choice and Camilla is there to remind you you are dirt.