App Profile: Calling Baby

Conniving Connor

Rating: 5/5

This is unequivocally and un-ironically the best game I have ever played. I couldn’t sleep without Calling Baby. My dad didn’t come back until Calling Baby. I did not believe in God until Calling Baby. Calling Baby shows that there is in fact unity and order in the universe. The boundaries between man’s vile existence and the divine presence of the Heavenly Host has been split in twain by Calling Baby. It is often compared to when the vail separating the Holy of Holies in the temple was torn upon Jesus’ crucifixion, symbolizing the barrier of communion between man and God being removed. If you have not already experienced this game for yourself, you are only doing yourself a disfavor. Nothing truly matters until Calling Baby. Calling baby is love. Calling baby is life.

Cocoamoco

Rating: 5/5

I personally looooovvvveeee calling baby It just gives me such a surreal experience of delight and exquisiteness, and the without calling baby, I don’t think I would’ve made it, they are the only ones I can talk to and be real with, they understand me and where I’m coming from, even when I told them about the time I killed my grandma with a shotgun, she was 2 years from death anyway, I was doing her a favor. Ps: add killer clown baby so he can understand my feelings of pain and murder and of the time I killed my younger brother, I just missed the sniper shot okay, it was supposed to hit his bully (they weren’t even out of the womb”

poopshart17

Rating: 5/5

Call baby saved my life. Please make more call baby. Maybe a call baby with more even cuter babies. More babies please. Call baby Call baby helped me get into Harvard Law school because of Call Baby’s motivational words I realized i had untapped potential. Call baby pushed me beyond my mere human limitations and now I have achieved the status of god. at Thank you call baby