Glow AI Scanner: Looks Rating

Back when I was but a mere youngster, I was getting mogged in every middle school hallway I walked in. Or shall I say, scurried in. I was a lone wolf. A beta. I had no women. And no jawline. On September 11th, 2007, I found this app. I had some general knowledge about this here old looksmaxxing, but had never gotten into it myself. I thought “why the skibidi not” and pressed download. As soon as I opened up this app, I got jump scared by my own face. (this will be important later). I used its mogging skills to show me my potential, and holy sigma! I had a potential score of 99!! That was the first day in my whole pathetic, throwaway life when I first uttered the words awesome sauce. And those were the last words that ever came out of my mouth. From that moment on, I only mewed. I had to have my 100g of protein (and other things) through a tube because I refused to open my mouth and stop mewing. I hit the gym and became a turbo jacked beast. I bone smashed my cheek bones and jaw until I got the sharpest, most masculine, and sigma features. I was a replica of an even hotter Patrick Bateman. Let’s not even talk about my canthel tilt. It was so positive that every time I walked by someone they knew I was an optimist. And one fine day, I opened up the app once more. I looked at myself and said awesome sauce. 🤫🧏‍♂️ From the mogged to the mogger. From the spongebob watcher to a skibidi toilet enjoyer.

This app is amazing but one complaint. Cheekbone reading isnt very accurate. other then that 5 stars.

this app is very good 😉👌, and life changing. i was a malnourished indian child who used to be bullied in school for being ugly and omega instead of a sigma, and i lost all my friends because i was very ugly. i was contemplating suicide and was about to jump off a building while being hanged in a bath with a toaster that could shoot and stab me. right before i turned on the bath and the toaster that could shoot and stab me, before jumping off and hanging my self, the toaster started talking to me. it said “oh my gyatt mister, you’re ugly! no wonder you don’t rizz! you should try the ‘looksmaxxing — get your rating’ app!” so i did just that. when i checked, everything was exactly zero. but me personally, i did not let that slide. right as i was being hanged, i grabbed the rope and pulled myself up. it took all the strength i needed, but i was able to do it and escape death. i was so tired because i did one pull up and my body felt dead so i passed out. when i woke up i used the app again. everything was exactly zero, except for attractiveness because it focuses on the body. since i did a pull up, my muscles because 69 times larger than they were before and my attractiveness rating went from 0 to 36. that gave me hope. i looked at all the tips and used them, and after 6 years, 2 months, 2 weeks, 5 days, 18 hours, 27 minutes, and 7 seconds, i went from 0 to 100 real fast. i liked this app because the tips and ratings were very accurate for me. when i started going to school again, i became a sigma and all the girls wanted me. but i ain’t no simp, so i turned them down. i then graduated at the top of my class and went to ohio university. i graduated from there and i am now a neuroscientist at mcdonald’s. one thing i love about this app is the tips. the tips were very helpful and transformed me from a level 0 incel virgin to a level 100 sigma gigachad. but then my old high school bully came to me, grabbed my phone, and rizzed it up. he used this app and edged all over the screen, and got a 100 on everything. in other words, i got mogged 😔