Twerk Master

My friends looked at me like i was a frail weak pathetic being. My family lived in poverty and i was bullied much. I crept up to the golden gate bridge ready to take a leap of faith. A strange old man had caught me and whispered in my ear with grace. “Download Twerk Master” I had been shook! How could i miss this flawless beautiful game! I immediately ran back to my home and instantly got my phone and downloaded the Twerk Master, i watch it download, white tears streaming from my legs. I had found it! The cure to my life. I instantly started twerking as divine as an angel. My friends now looked up to me since i downloaded twerk master and became a special grade twerk master. The huzz was all over me at school. I grew divine white wings and i flew to eternal peace of twerk master. Thank you!

This game is cool and all but I think it needs more then just going down one lane 3 times with different women n u just stack up money for no reason so I think there should be a shop for pants, shorts n hair would be more fun to grind for stuff like that n unlock more hotter characters maybe some with masks so it make them look decent

After many months at sea Ive started to feel a pirate withdrawal! I’ve suddenly grown tired of sailing the seven seas, singing sea shanties with me crew, even plundering rum and sugar had no fun to life! I was so close to walking the plank and ending it all when me quartermaster grabbed me by the hook and said “Captain! Stop! Look at this app! It saved me life! It might save yours too!” Ever since then me life has been nothing but a breeze! Suddenly, I’m leading the greatest plunders! Singing shanties better than ever! I’m the best pirate of the seven seas! Thank you Twerk Master for saving me life! I’ll control all the seven seas in your name! Argh!