Smash the Steak

Had a blast playing this game. This game changes my life for the better. So I give this game a five out of five on stars. It’s so peak. Even kids will like it. Peak for a 14 and a 70 year old. I would recommend this game to everyone I know. If you are reading, you should do the same. This game competes with the greatest games of all time. This game is also addicting. Played for one month straight. This game made me lose my wife and kids. This game is just horrible.

The silent judgements Steak gives to you when you have killed him; stopping you from acting or from feeling, burdening you with the weight of his juices and meaty flesh; the Steak is God and He is here to bring the rapture into your soul.

This game saved my life. Before I played Smash the Steak, I was in debt. My wife divorced me, my dog was shot, and my side chick left me and makes me pay child support for her little baby Brenda. I was at an all time low. Then, I found this game. By beating the meat, it made me realize I can get my life together. I got a girlfriend, cheated on her, went to college, became a doctor and I now make 300,000 dollars a day! Then, I founded this little company called Apple. Thank you, Mr Steak. I will keep beating my meat for years to come.