Orion - Make Dating Fun(ny)

"Craisins aren't a hobby," "Craisins don't even taste good," "What do you mean you're into craisins?" If these are messages that you get on your standard dating app then this is the app for you. Gone are the days of craisin slander. Welcome to your new golden age. This app not only brings a smile to my face but a marriage proposal to my inbox. Orion is the real deal for those that are real lonely (and horny).

Are you coy? How about lonely and/or horny? Are you sick of Tucker getting all your wife’s attention? Stop being such a diva roach and Orion Dating about it. I love the fun prompts for your several(nine to be exact) profile photos, and all the fun senses of humor of the folks who are using this app. Very fresh and fun and is, at the very least, going to entertain you. Definitely recommend!!

Obviously this is brand new and basically in beta, but I’ve experienced a number of bugs. For one thing, the swipe screen doesn’t function quite right. The circles with the symbols are below the hot bar barely peeking out, swiping to pass just freezes the profile and doesn’t load up the next, and lets you swipe to match after attempting to swipe to pass. The whole process of filling out a new accounts info didn’t work either, as the button to continue on the last page didn’t continue. However, forcing you to upload 9 photos and offering prompts that get listed alongside those photos gives a surprisingly helpful twist to most dating apps and made me *want* to upload pictures of myself. So 4 stars until the app’s bugs are ironed out, because this has potential.