Olathe Trash Day

I’m old and don’t necessarily wake up real early but on Thursday mornings when I get up and going my refuse and recycle containers are empty and ready for another filling. We have an excellent sink disposer into which goes eatable garbage so the small green container is perfect. Most of our wast is recyclable packaging hence the blue container is always full. The drivers too are experts as my road is designated a private drive and very poor quality.

Since I downloaded this app, my life has been awhirl with victories:My ex called me up talking about how they'd made a mistake, and, now that some obscure (but very wealthy) relative has passed on, leaving them millions, they'd "really had time to think", and "would I like to come over to watch a movie? From the set?"But that's not all! My hair grew back in! All of it! And it's jet black again! Two weeks ago, I looked like Jean Luc Picard! Now? Jon Bon Jovi! My vision's back to 20/20! I gained 2 inches! Yes: like that AND like that!Even better? Abruptly, I find I can do things I've never even considered before:Why, I now KNOW - with certainty! - who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp (and I'm pretty sure I can intuit the ram's origin in the rama lama ding dong, too)!I can unerringly and with the utmost confidence believe it's not butter!I can divide by zero! WHILE proving a negative!I know precisely how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll pop!I know where Hoffa is buried! Oh! And on a "completely unrelated note" (wink, wink) who the second gunman on the grassy knoll was!I can beatbox... double-reeded instruments... while singing and whistling simultaneously!...and so, so much more!Now, in normal circumstances, I'd add a caveat here. Something like, "you mileage may vary." But you know what? THEY WON'T! THESE RESULTS ARE 100% GUARANTEED OR 10x YOUR MONEY BACK! The results are unequivocally, categorically-certain! If you too download this app and use it for the same year as a day I have now, you too will be able to perform all these feats too! I know it with the same certainty with which I can now tell you what song is playing on a given station simply by concentrating on their frequency's numbers!OH! OH! OH! Gods I almost forgot: ...AND YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOUR TRASH DAY IS!BEST. APP. EVER!

You can improve your “trash & recycling” skills. 👍🏽 I also recommend liking the county & city pages on Facebook for encouraging & educational info. At one point I stopped receiving my notifications & had to open the app to refresh it or maybe it needed updating. That’s just something to be aware of in case you aren’t getting your notifications weekly!