Monkey Simulator - Wild Life

Before I played this, I played all the other Monkey Simulator games and contracted depression, anxiety, ptsd, ebola, british, lactose intolerance, aids, and many other things. I was in a really hard spot, and I was completely ready to die. Until, when I was taking a walk through the Jungle in Africa I stumbled upon a monkey who told me to get this app. The monkey showed me his phone and told me to download "Monkey Simulator" and said "ooo ooo aah aah" and then ate a banana avalanche and left. I didn't think there was a point to download this but I did because I had nothing to lose. When I installed it I was hit with beautiful HD high quality graphics like what you see in games like Genshin or Mario Odyssey. It was really eye candy. I played all 100 levels and oh my gosh they were amazing. I really liked the level where Monkey almost lost all of his friends to a banana avalanche and he had to defeat the wolf to stop it. The finale brought me to tears. After I finished this game, I went to my doctor and he said that my depression, anxiety, ptsd, ebola, british, lactose intolerance, aids, and many other things had been cured and I wasn't gay anymore. After my appointment, I went on a walk to the downtown to go shopping and a dozen hot and beautiful and cute women went up to me and asked for my number and men. I got all of their numbers and I'm engaged to all of them too so we'll be having a wedding tomorrow. Id like to thank you, Monkey Simulator. Thank you so much. I love you.

Lately life had been passing by through my eyes. Flashes appeared in my young innocent brain as I often gripped my phone and stared into empty ness. Nothing was there, only darkness and depression. There was not a single good app (not including roblox, Minecraft, WildCraft and many more) and my life was growing dark. Until, I lay on a hospital bed, coughing up my brains and I reached for my dark black phone with a sticker of Voldemort. I searched the App Store one more time, and BOOOOOOOOOM. 🍤 There it was, a masterpiece, the one and only app I could ever be satisfied by. Monkey sim 7 or whatever it’s called. Put away Peter Johnson and join monkey sim, where reality meets fantasy. I wouldn’t be alive today if it wasn’t for this incident, incredible app that will forever remain on my iPad until the year 1392. Thank you for this amazing app, amazing graphics and amazing monkey butts

Here recently I have felt a very dark cloud hanging over my head. I genuinely have sit in my bed with a knife in my head, the thoughts screaming at me to let go of this dear life i behold. But as i gaze upon the beautiful architecture of this amazing befuddled game, i have come to my senses and realized there may be more to life than this dark cloud that hangs over me. I may still cry at night on some days, but all of that pain ceases to exist as i lift my phone from the dark corners of my room and hop on Money Simulator. I have had 14 russian and brazilian wives, none of them have brought me the pure joy and satisfactory compliments and grace this game has brought upon my heart. So, whoever made this game, whatever gods you have placed amongst this game, i truly thank each and every single one of you beautiful me and women and even monkey. I truly appreciate all that you have done for me. You have saved my blessed life, and because of this game that dark cloud that used to hang over my head is now a shining bright sun. Thank you.